The phone up the arse...


....that looked pretty realistic.

Any ideas how they filmed that? Apart from actually sticking a mobile up the actor's *beep*

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That was just hideous.

I don't really want to think or know how they filmed that thanks.

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You could see the Vaseline dripping off it...I just assumed they did it au naturel - maybe it was a stand-in, I don't think we saw his face.

I don't really buy this "assault" business - they can take anything into prison as long as they can hold it between their arse cheeks?





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My mum was listening to a bbc radio 4 program and apparantly they had the script checked over by people who actually deal with these situations to make sure it was authentic so i'm pretty sure it's realistic.



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I can tell it has been rigorously checked for authenticity alright, but I do think they have cut just a couple of corners for dramatic effect. That's not a complaint - it is a drama after all.





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does he keep the charger up there too?
or get one of the screws to charge it for him?

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Good point! Perhaps somebody's mother had to sneak the charger in, then transfer it to a bag of sweets....shudder.





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hilarious. i hadn't thought of the charger!
it would be a difficult thing to swallow though ;)

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don't get me wrong i'm enjoying this series "but"
what was all the shenanigans with smuggling in that stuff (heoine?) up that bird's muff when they could deliver every thing by pigeon post??
s'pose it's just to pad the story out a bit.

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There's more of a risk to them, the baddies, in transporting the gear to the outer walls of the prison and throwing it over - they could be stopped en route by the police, or at the scene, or a more diligent guard inside might rumble them.

However it did seem a lot of trouble for what looked like a tenner wrap at most.





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if the script was checked then they should have been corrected on "RTA"...it should be road traffic collision (RTC) not road traffic accident as stated in the first episode

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It's pretty clear if you look at it again, the phone is in a condom.

Can you really imagine cleaning Vaseline off a mobile phone and it still working? Things like that go in condoms. Trust me




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I won't ask! But yeah, you're right. It was in a condom. As IF they'd cover a mobile in Vaseline and put it inside his rectum then expecting it to be able to be cleaned and used!




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Well pardon me for not being well versed in phone-arse-insertion etiquette!




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Clearly you don't get invited to the right (or wrong) sort of parties...

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I hear Ashley Cole's an expert in this area....

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perhaps they should ask Richard Gere.....

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In last night's episode when Freddie Graham was holding the phone and kinda putting it to his lips I was like Noooooooooooo! Even though it's been in a condom, its still been up Millroy's arse! *yick*

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wander if Milroy plays head chess?

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