Just ranting here....


I do want to say this was the worst movie i've ever seen... it wasn't. But I'll say it was.
I've checked back on this page a few times... when i saw the movie, it had an 8.6 rating due to the cast and all their families voting 10/10. I originally gave it a 2. I've since changed my vote to a 1, hoping to force a more dramatic downward shift in its rating.
The movie could have atleast had some nudity! I'm sure anyone who downloaded/rented this expected some kinky/deranged chick in the leading role.
I wonder who funded this.. I also wonder who decided to make a pg-13 movie about a female sexual predator/serial killer... why make this family-friendly? In hind sight, this movie could have only been properly made with a triple X rating attached to it....
But no... here's a movie where no one takes off their underwear... maybe the writer/director/cast should have hired a dominatrix during the brainstorming phase of movie creation. I know this lady, Madame Bitsy, she'd have whipped the whole crew, and if this is the movie they made anyways, she'd return with her whips, handcuffs and ball-gags, and inflict serious pain to all involved.
If I was stuck on a deserted island with a tv, vcr, and only this movie, I'd never watch it again.

Sorry... what was I talking about again?

Oh yeah... I was saying I'm glad I didn't rent this. I'd be ashamed to know my money went to those who made this. Pirating things saves one's dignity, y'see.

I'd love some behind the scenes extra footage with the director... I'd actually prefer if they had the bonus commentary for this... i have no clue what they could say....

"wow... I put that in this movie? what was i thinking? I shoulda just put a pair of tits there instead... "

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I shoulda just put a pair of tits there instead..

Jesus, like that would have made this Oscar worthy. What a moron. That's why have they have pornos you doofus

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