Please... this movie must be BAN
Hi people Happy holidays and Merry Christmas to all. I hassle myself to sign up this account... so I can spread this message... This movie is so bad.. it makes me want to cry just thinking about it. The whole movie is just so bad, I cannot put into context... Just to be fair I did not see the first movie and I did not read the comics. I am not a fan but fair is fair this is just a movie so it must be treated as such. Well to sum up all the words I have to say, This movie sucks
(Ok I really need to put this I do not know if this is call a spoiler but it is really really dumb and funny please look out at the starting of the movie)
(I think and I maybe wrong, cloud kicked godless armor it did not do anything and it hurt him in his stomach) 0.0? wait... what?
I need to search the dictionary just to find a word or call a English professor to give me a word on how bad this movie is.. There is no word to describe how bad this movie is.
I think I need start a petition just to ban this movie...
It is so bad... just so bad... my god.... I just want 2hrs of my life back from that movie.... please
It sad for me not to be born in a time that I can watch Siskel and Ebert movie critic show. But I do know they were one of the most respected movie critics of all time I wonder if Siskel and Ebert watched this movie I think they will give it the lowest rating ever down right to the pits of hell, like the movie Good Burger.
The basics of this movie is not there. Number 1 dialog. I think the pages for the script is only 20 pages. Lots of things dose not make sense. Its just action after action after action and half the time I do not know what they are talking about and 30 minutes into the movie I was bored and just gave up trying to understand the movie.
I do not understand how people can rate this movie average or good maybe its just the cool CG effects or because the directors are famous or the actors/actress are famous but that dose not give you an excuse to make a bad movie. just pump full of worthless action thinking how cool it will be to the common audience and half the time
me a common audience just do not understand what they are doing! WHATS GOING ON? OK... 1/3 of the time I do understand what is going on but most of it dose not make sense or should not be there!
I am not a professional film critic and I am not trying to be a smart ass but I still know how to differentiate a good and bad movie. To sum it all up, this movie 2 thumbs down.
OK there is good things and the good things about this movie is some of the effects. It was cool and the music was not bad but god... music in everything... the fighting the talking god so much music...
I am just pointing out my feelings and views on this movie I don't mean to offend anyone so just read and if you have comments just say it I am glad to look at other people comments from time to time But if you are just "trolling" (writing B.S) I won't be bothered like I said I am interested in people just commenting about this movie or my comments.
oh and if you guys like to watch movie reviews. There's a independent movie critic quite funny find this guy Nostalgia Critic and Nostalgia Chick both of them are really funny. Oh and for old NES games and Atari game reviews find this guy Angry video Game Nerd he's really funny too. If you like stupid youtube videos find Equals Three on youtube he's good too. I support all of them! haha trash TV Oh and Siskel and Ebert too find their old movie review shows.
Do not read the section below if you want to watch the movie. It's spoiler section I just have to comment on the movie. I need to get it off my system. I do not know why, I just have to.
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Spoiler section
There is so much signs of 300.. so much slow motion I rather watch the whole movie in slow motion oh.. most of the movie is in slow motion. Hey wait is that guy is riding a giant dragon head just like....????
OOO RIGHT.. the guy in the pool of evil... wait... is he turning in to venom from spider man?
The part where a drop of sweat turn into a giant ball of sweat... oooook.. that is disgusting and funny at the same time. Really... me and my friend laughed our ass off...
The part where they were fighting in their spirit mode or whatever... and the guy just starting spewing water out? its raining then snowing? MY GOD WHO WRITE THIS STUFF
The 2 girls whatever their name is they are totally useless in this movie I rather they aren't in the movie it makes it better. I just love the scene where its nearing the end of the movie, she jumped out just to say wind or cloud.. then run across the screen to say wind or cloud again I forgot which name she said first. But my god is that so really really goooooood... and I mean good as in bad as in IT DOSE NOT MAKE SENSE! ITS NOT NEEDED! THAT SCENE REALLY PISS ME OFF.
ok I have hundreds of things I can say about this movie but I think I must end it here. Overall I REALLY REALLY HATE THIS MOVIE.. I had to choose between mulan and this movie and I made a really bad choice. Its just showing a lot of cool effects that's all nothing more..
And what the hell is a dragon back bone what is that!! What is that got to do with keeping china together? a BONE? why can't they just put a book and it write HOLLY BOOK OF MARTIAL ARTS Or the bible or something! A BONE? It blows my mind! oh ya... The script for the movie I think its just 10 pages long I will count how many lines each actor said when I buy the DVD.. especially the actress I think total they spoke less then 3 page of lines. Bloody hell I just paid $10 to see effects... my god... I could have watched 2012 again at least they tell me what is going on!
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*freaking BONE*