MovieChat Forums > Stan Helsing (2010) Discussion > Movies like this need to stop

Sadly I have to agree. It's like they are not even really trying anymore. The film had a few moments but really not worth watching.

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I second that. These are all stupid. I stopped watching them after I watched date movie. That was awful.

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i stopped after scary movie 3, but i gave this a try and i kind of like it. all the other spoof movies, sm3, sm4, date movie, meet the spartans, etc should not have been made.

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Scary Movie 3 wasn't THAT bad. SM4 wasn't very good though, but everything after that was just god awful (this movie included).

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I loved SM3!!! and 4 was pretty good but as for date/epic/spartans they were all crap

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I have $50 that says you are 13 years old. That was how old I was when I saw Scary Movie and said to myself, "wow I am way too old for these poo poo and pee pee jokes. What a waste of time and money" but because retarded tweens like you keep watching these insanely retarded and keep putting money in the studios' pockets, they'll keep making more. You are awful and have terrible taste in movies. You wear clownshoes, and suck at life.

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insanely retarded movies*

my bad, typo

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Sorry dude, but your use of the word retarded makes it clear you are either fourteen or retarded yourself. Its a pre-pubescent thing to say, really. How awful that there are people like you who just wait for an opportunity to beat down on people. Bet you 50$ you have had some really awful peers...

Let me quote a few terms you probably also regularly use : retard, get a life, douche, douchebag, nerd, etc.
If people want to like this film, I guess its not up to 'retarded' *beep* like you to tell them they can't. Its weak to be like that, and I guess you know..

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wow I am way too old for these poo poo and pee pee jokes


I'm 24 and still don't grow tired of pee and poop jokes. It's simple humor, and easy to laugh at.

With Stan Helsing I thought it was just OK. The humor, though while juvenile, was able to produce some laughs throughout for me. The thing that killed the movie for me was the ending that seemed way too slapped together. 5/10.

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Instead of complaining all parody movies suck, how about you stop watching them and posting about them? You know what you're getting into by now.
It seems silly to me, that you watch all parodies, don't like them, and then continue to watch more.

Kind of like working a job you hate, except you're never forced to watch movies because you need money.

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That review just can't handle the truth

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the first 30-45min had me going then it went to *beep* i can see what people are trying to do with these movies but how can anybody laugh at spoof films like this. Epic movie is the worst of them all in my opinion

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This movie isn't as bad as people make out.

Atleast they attempted to give the parady movie some type of story. The same can't be said of many other %%%%% Movies.

Instead of just having a bunch of random events happen, they told you a story, which ultimately is what many of the other parody movies have been missing.

My kids love the movie because it has the characters from the horror movies they love. I think it's slightly better than most other parady movies.

It's not Scary Movie 1 or 2 level, but it's clearly head and shoulders above the ^^^^^^ movies we've been getting lately.

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The movie is really good comedy spoof! It's not meant to be an academy award type movie! I'll take this than some drama sh*t of someone trying to sleep with someone else and it's the basis of the whole story line! Why even bother watching parody movies in the first place when you knew it was going to be something you hated! Dumb s**ts like you need to stop!

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Just curious as to weather your "phantomlimb" is your penis? You know because you're dickless. Anyway it clearly states in the opening credits, Stan Helsing, A Parody, or something like that. Why not just shut the *beep* up on here and stop watching parodies? You're a bore.

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