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The worst moive ever made


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Nah, it has higher production values and more of a coherent storyline to go with the spoofs than anything Seltzer/Friedberg ever put out, better jokes to. Bad/unfunny, yeah. Worst, hardly.

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Check out "Ishtar" before you waste your vote. Yes, it is an older film but, when you consider the budget and star power, it takes "worse" to a whole new level!

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I just watched about 20min, couln't stand it, didn't laugh one single time... scenes that were suposed to be funny i was like: wtf? was i suposed to laugh at this? it's just stupid and completely empty, this never happened to me, not watching a movie till the end, i was in a mood to comedy, after 20min i was bored to death. I can't believe how this peace of sh*T got out, i see amateurs on youtube doing better comedy, much much better. 3.6? to overated, this do not deserve one star.

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You thought Speed 2 wasn't that bad, so you really can't talk.

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Opinions.

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I suck at respecting them sometimes. :(

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From the moment he walked into the bathroom to kill Super Roach, I thought something was amiss. I figured out what it was when he and his friends got baked in the car.

The whole movie is nothing but his drug addled mind.

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Dude... worst movie ever seen for sure! damnnn

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So you loved Superhero Movie and think this is the worst movie ever?

I really don't get some people.

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The worst ever made was "The Passion of the Christ". I hope one day it is redubbed with another soundtrack of great farting.

Life's like that, isn't it? Undercooked then over-baked and finally insipient.

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I am ashamed I even saw it.........HORRIBLE MOVIE!!!!

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I wouldn't say worst but its pretty bad. I watched about an hour of it the other day with my cousin and that's about as much as I could take from it before I turned it off. Which is far longer than a few spoof films.

Though to be honest, its not really my type of film to begin with so I'm not sure if I'm really the best fellow to judge it.

I have a problem with these spoof films in general. The problem they have (which this film also had) is that their not funny. I can't really find anything to laugh at other than the fact that they actually thought these jokes would be a good idea. I think the only spoof films that have made me laugh are the first two scary movies... Well the third got the odd chuckle. I even thought their jokes were silly, crude and predictable but they managed to pull them off.

These films though, they can't seem to manage it. Maybe they are beating a dead horse, at one point spoofs were the big thing but its past now. Zeltser and the other one have pretty much killed them dead.

Sorry bout that, went a little off-topic there. The film it self, its bad, extremely bad on every level of film it pretty much fails. Predictable plot, stupid premise, jokes that weren't funny and even the villains they are spoofing act out of character to the point that it doesn't really make sense.

However, same can be said for every other film of this type and if you are into these type of movies then I'd say its probably one of the better films.

Also to add to the spoof movies I liked... Not another teen movies was pretty funny. I would also add Hot Fuzz and Shaun of the Dead as they are also, in a sense, spoof movies however I don't like to associate the type of spoofing those movies do to the type these movies do. I think they should be considered part of a different genre.

Well that's my two ticks on it.

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I watched this movie with my sister yesterday and we both agreed it was boring as hell. I brought this movie from Wal Mart for about $5.00 and I wasted my 5 bucks. I thought it was going to be funny because of Kenan Thompson and I'm a fan of Kenan. For a spoof it just wasn't funny and Leslie Neilson couldn't help this movie.

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This isn't the WORST ever made (see "Salo" for that) but it's definetely in the top 5. Horror movies are fairly easy to spoof because they're stupid anyways (I love them but I agree they're stupid). This "movie" couldn't even make fun of them...and it's not that hard! The jokes were lame, stupid and/or crude. I kept watching hoping I'd hear one--just ONE--funny line but that never happened. The cast was good and some of the sets were impressive but, all in all, it just wasn't funny in the slighest.

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You should see Carnivore and/or Junior (aka Engine Trouble). You will much likely change your thought and would rather see this.

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