The best line
paraphrased
I'm so messed up, last week I introduced myself to a tree.
hahahahaahaha that was so funny
sharehaha, thats a good one...
I like anything Rocky, the guy from calebs work says.
"My neice gives great head.....from what I hear..."
"Thanx for coming over last night *beep* my neice had to *beep* one of my cousins...real awkward..."
Caleb: "Hey rocky, I got some sleep last night, about 45 mins worth..."
Rocky: "Wow! did ya hear that? Should we give him a medal? Did ya dream of venus and play with your penis?"
that guy cracks me up...
*After Emma punches Caleb outside the Grocery store*
Emma: "I will *beep* you up!"
Not the best quote but really funny.