This movie was terrible and only got any recognition cause they tricked everyone by sticking "Cloverfield" in the title. Whats ridiculous is that some of you actually rated this high. You guys must be worse than The Force Awakens fanboys. 2 hours of time down the drain.
shareI hate things that are currently popular too.
I only like things that suck now, like the Simpsons.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z55W6ihUY-c
Moderators are terrorists.
A childish retort I would expect from someone whose mental capacity processed this movie as entertaining. Go to bed kid.
sharehe's not wrong though.. and that's exactly how you sound right now
with or without the cloverfield tag on it, it's still a great mystery suspense/thriller.
Except you're calling it great cause "Cloverfield". Thanks for proving my point.
shareLol really?! He just said WITH or WITHOUT the Cloverfield tag attached to it, it's still a great movie.
"All I'm asking for is total perfection." - Lord Business
No it isn't. You just aren't smart.
shareI find it pretty hilarious that you think you're in the position to call someone else "childish" after your insanely dumb OP.
Evidently, you are the only "kid" here lol.
And before you think I am taking sides because I liked the film.......I haven't even seen it.
I just want you to know that from an outsiders POV, you seem like an immature teenager who simply doesn't understand the concept of subjectivity.
And before you think I am taking sides because I liked the film.......I haven't even seen it.
I can't decide if I want to give it an 8 or a 9. Not as good as force awakens but better than Avengers.
shareThis movie and TFA are both garbage. Please leave this conversation to the adults. You shouldn't be watching R rated movies anyways when you're clearly 12.
shareWith this kind of attitude, you aren't any older than 25.
shareSince when was this an R?
You said it yourself pal, we're the guardians of the galaxy!
Kill yourself.
shareHow about you do it?
You said it yourself pal, we're the guardians of the galaxy!
Kill yourself.
shareLet me think about it..........
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You said it yourself pal, we're the guardians of the galaxy!
Just the kind of retard response I'd expect from someone with the movie taste of a 5-year-old
shareWhat did you rate mature films like rogue one, assassin's creed and mad max: fury road? Haven't rated the latter but still an epic film. You'd probably rate them a 1 because you are about 5 years old posting retarded responses to my posts.
I would report you, but I'm feeling generous.
You said it yourself pal, we're the guardians of the galaxy!
Those are mature films?..... wow, its worse than I thought. You literally just watch kids movies, you are beyond pathetic.
Whoever your mother is, I hate her intensely and I genuinely hope she gets breast cancer in both tits.
Mad max: fury road isn't a kids film. It's rated R. It's very gritty.
Too mature for you, junior.
You said it yourself pal, we're the guardians of the galaxy!
Thats right, post it twice, that doesn't make you not wrong.
Kill yourself. Do it on webcam so I can see please.
Strike two
You're on your last warning kid.
You said it yourself pal, we're the guardians of the galaxy!
You're the kid, fagg0t, you literally watch kids movies and are proud of it.
You are literally the most pathetic person I've ever seen. I'm howling with laughter at your pathetic threats.
What kids movies did I watch then?
You said it yourself pal, we're the guardians of the galaxy!
You tell me, idiot, you're the one who watches them.
shareThe only kids movie I have watched and rated was trolls, everything else was not for kids
You said it yourself pal, we're the guardians of the galaxy!
Shut up and go back to your colouring book you spastic.
shareOh Jesus, I'm sooooo offended
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You said it yourself pal, we're the guardians of the galaxy!
....God you are the cringiest person who has ever existed.
You are legit learning-challenged.
You're a bigger prick than Joby. And that saying something
You said it yourself pal, we're the guardians of the galaxy!
Im not familiar with your imaginary friends you pathetic little child.
shareIt was amazing, it just wasn't the movie you expected/wanted.
shareIt was amazing? Really? You were literally amazed? As humans, we waste the hell out of our words. It’s sad. We use words like “awesome” and “amazing” like they’re candy. You used the word “amazing” to describe a movie. What’s going to happen on your wedding day, or when your first child is born, or if you happen to witness a true miricle? How will you describe it? You already wasted “amazing” on a stupid freaking movie.
This rates a 5 or 6 at best, an average thriller.
all work and no play make jack a dull boy.
lol
shareI, too, listen to Louis C.K.
shareMaybe people like different movies than you? What's a "good" movie to you?
shareIt was a well acted, smartly written film. It was suspenseful, entertaining and had some good plot twists. Hardly terrible and easily worthy of an 8/10.
shareNo, this movie was quite terrible.
Howard killed someone previously??? maybe, maybe not, we sure as hell didn't get an explanation or confirmation.
There was something outside.... sure was, no idea what they were doing or wanted, but crop dusting seemed to be a part of the big plan...
They both were nervous as hell during the scene when he kills the guy, I'll let this one slide, he just wanted a new daughter I guess....
We all know FOR SURE that our HUMAN MADE (and home made) air filtration system will work on the alien crop dusting chemicals, AND that those same chemicals are safely dispersed after about 15 seconds.
Throwing a bottle of booze like a molotov cocktail will surely damage a massive alien enough for it to explode in a HUGE fireball... Pretty sure that you need at least 140 proof (70%) to make a molotov cocktail, but I will concede I'm too lazy to look it up, and I sure as hell have never wasted a pint of 40% just to try it out.
After escaping the 'rough life' of a fallout bunker, you will surely make the decision that you're trained enough to help fight.
John Goodman had to sleep sometime, she could have gone up into the ventilation system then, or actually, pretty much anytime, and just told him that she wanted to look outside from up there. She could have then made the haz-mat suit at her leisure since she was the only one that could fit up there.
I didn't buy the Molotov cocktail throw, then followed by a 70' or so, drop in a pickup truck without injury? The truck would have been totaled.
There really wasn't that much suspense in the film, you always knew that she was going to escape, you just didn't know what she was going to see when she got outside. Then, she actually gets outside, and the whole thing turns into a cheap horror movie for 10 minutes. I felt it was two different movies that didn't merge well at all.
'....and stay out of my bathroom.'
Nailed it.
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