The black guy lived!!!!


The deputy, the token black guy in the movie, actually made it. As soon as I saw him I said he won't make it to the end of the movie... Surprise, surprise!


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You thought that because you aren't a real horror fan. You are someone who saw the Scream trilogy too many times and now thinks they are an expert on the genre.

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What???? I'm not a REAL horror fan? Oh, I'm so ashamed! Please let me leave with my dignity.



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Well you should know the genre before making a stupid and NOT funny comment.

It may have been funny back in the 90s, but you are a decade too late.

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Fck you, douche. The token black guy dies in every movie, you stupid fck.


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The black doesn't always die douche.

What's the matter little boy did I hurt your feelings LOL.

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Wow, could you be a bigger ass hole? Bragging about being a horror movie expert? How pathetic. And attacking me for making a joke? Wow, find something better to do with your time, you fcking loser.



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1. Yes I can actually be a bigger a$$hole

2. I'm not bragging about anything

3. I didn't attack you, I said it wasn't funny

4. You keep responding as well so doesn't seem like you have anything better to do.

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I actually thought the same thing when it was over. I can only think of one other movie where the black guy lives and that's Friday the 13th Part 5. What are some others?

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You are clearly no expert on the genre. You shouldn't post about horror movies when you don't know anything, like I do. Clearly you don't have my expertise, so you're not funny or smart. I know who Boris Karloff is, buddy.



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You got some anger problems LOL. I find it hysterical how a few words over a board got you so crazy LMAO.

Pathetic man, pathetic.

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Actually, I was laughing at what a slap dick you are the entire time I was typing.


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You can spin it anyway you want. Based on your message it was clear you got angry. Again it's hysterical words over a board got you like that.

You got some problems boy.

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You claim to be an expert on horror movies and then put down those of us who aren't on an Internet message board, and you think I have problems? haha. That's funny, boy.



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I didn't put anyone down. I simply said you weren't funny. That is FACT.

You are 10-years too late with that lame joke. And I said watch more horror flicks before making a stupid comment.

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Moron, this was your very first reaction to my post: "You thought that because you aren't a real horror fan. You are someone who saw the Scream trilogy too many times and now thinks they are an expert on the genre." If that isn't trying to put me down, then I don't know what is. That is FACT, son.



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Well I stated fact. Simple as that. Now enough. You have nothing to add, but random nonsense. I think you need a time out

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ghost of karloff, why must you type "lol" in all caps?

it comes off as a forced, slightly arrogant laugh, not a natural one.

and this thread is pointless, if somewhat amusing:)

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And why don't you use caps when you are supposed to???

Ghost of Karloff. Simple isn't it?

And yes I am quite arrogant you are correct

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Lmfaaaaaaoooooooo wow, rude

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Nightmare on Elm Street 6
Halloween 7
Halloween 8
The People Under The Stairs
Dawn of the Dead (original)
Day of the Dead
Scream

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Jamielee I'll answer that question for you

1. Kincaid from A Nightmare Part 3
2. Ken Foree from Texas Chainsaw Part 3
3.Jeremy Sylvers from Child's Play 3
4. Joel Jones from Scream 2
5. LL Cool J from H20
6. Taye Diggs from House on Haunted Hill remake
7. Busta Rhymes from Halloween 8
8. Black dude from Jeepers Creepers 2
9. Mile Epps from Resident Evil 2
10. Texas Battle from Wrong Turn 2
11. Black guy from Prom Night remake

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The question is, could you be a bigger retard?

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Go fck Boris Karloff up the ass you sh*t stain.


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This reply alone proves my point.

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Mine too, that you're almost as much of a douche as he is.


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Its ultimately better to be a douche than anything even similar to you.

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It took you 2 weeks to come up with that? Great.


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Unlike you, i dont sit at computer 24/7 trying to argue with people.

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See? The thing is, every time a douche like you has something to say, no matter how idiotic it is, I get an email notification. And if you remember correctly, you are the one who felt thee need to insult me out of the blue. So if you don't want an argument, then just shut the fck up.



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Well you get emails, i dont, if thats your problem, turn it off.

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ahahaha! Nice reply, a month later. Douche.


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Excuse me for not checking for your reply daily.

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Change your settings then, you fcking dolt.


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i should change settings because you cant get over the fact that i dont reply minutes after your post?

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No, you should just stop replying because you're an annoying twat.



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Okay, just another line on my ignore list then.

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haha! Why bother ignoring someone when you don't reply to them for weeks at a time anyway? I should have known anyway, because ignore is for pussies. lol


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Jumping in on some thread simply to call someone a retard, then saying, "See? Your reply proves me right" when, inevitably, the person you're rudely insulting barks back, makes you the king of douche! It also establishes, if you're older than 13, that you may be a little brain dead.

Clearly, many others didn't think the OP's Q was "retarded", so what's your reasons to justify your totally unsubstantiated & dictatorial conclusion?
An empty, abrasive comment followed by childish retorts and, through those, you somehow want us to believe that you have a handle on discussion and proper forum behaviour? Sad.

I realize this is an old comment but, as I saw that you're still very active on boards, it's never too late, in the hopes that you can pick up some decency/civility skills...

BTW - Checked out your ratings real fast; it's upsetting to see all the commercial crap you rated as 10 whilst putting many widely-recognized masterpieces at 3 or 4. Sure, your opinion is your own, but you seem to have zero objective judgment capabilities and to be devoid of any meaningful artistic appreciation re film. Given your puerile level of discernment, I don't see how you can justify your attitude here unless, that is, you really are a pre-pubescent teen or a major douche!


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If the shoe fits.

But yes, i have picked up more civil matters of discourse since.

If you would name some of the movies you are talking about perhaps we could discuss why i rated them as such. As you saw i rated over 4000 titles, so it would be hard to guess which ones you meant.

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LOL. I occasionally feel a need to vent a buildup of frustration some comments can generate and every once in a while I reflexively fire off a reply... Though your comment was far from the worse, it's the one that 'triggered' me that time, but yeah, having re-read my first paragraph, from the first line to the "you may be a little brain dead," you're absolutely right... I'm literally doing the same. Didn't catch that initially. Too funny.
And I apologize.
And nice to hear re your second point.

In terms of ratings: It was really a matter of general incompatibility between your tastes and mine, and I felt that your judgments seemed to be based entirely on preference whilst disregarding artistic merit altogether. Let's leave it at that if you don't mind, though I realize that it's not entirely fair on my part to make such a comment and move on...


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Hahahah!!!
I read this whilst at work and had to sign up just to respond!!
B-Dubb is totally right! I went to see MBV with my friend at the cinema and the first thing was said was... "He'll die!!" And no thats not racist! - it's so true!! They do always die.. was a bit weird when he didn't!
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Well thank you.


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Not a prob!! Maybe he'll die in the next one?!

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Lol this thread is too funny.

But I have to say that when I first saw the black guy I immediately said to my husband he'd either die or be the killer. Its just like knowing the "mistress" was going to die. EVERY horror movie carries some cliches, It's inevitable.



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I thought when we heard the mistress was pregnant, she'd survive.

But it only became a more gruesome death. Which was really, really awesome.

Saw this movie with my girlfriend at the time, at that scene she started laughing really loud. My girlfriend is messed up...

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that classic on the horror movies... and so this the classic nude sex scene where both of them die after the it.

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Obviously the king cool guy is super offended by this thread.

But yeh i guess it was pretty funny the black guy didn't die.

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Yeah i was kinda rooting that he'd be the killer. Not too often the black guy is the killer.

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Agreed! I must have said it 20 times while watching it....


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Halloween H2O??? I think You meant Halloween Resurrection, but either way, ahahahahahaha!!!!!




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Oh, good point. I thought you were talking about Coolio. haha!



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I THOUGHT THAT AS WELL AS HED DEFANETLY BE A VICTIM AS THE SCENE IN THE CEMETERY.IN THE 80S AND 90S BOLLYWOOD FILMS DID THE SAME ANY CHARECTER WHO WAS A MUSLIM DIED EITHER HALFWAY OR AT THE END

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stfu



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lol, this thread is hilarious. Not only for the catfights but how almost everyone has that feeling of black man is first.

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Yea, it is pretty funny. I didn't realize it had so many replies too.



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I never expect the black guy to be the first to die but I mean the black guy, or girl for that matter, dies in about 85% of horror movies. What's funny is the black guy is usually either the smartest person of the group or the only one who wants to leave the situation. Or they're the comedic relief and the only likeable person in the whole group of teenagers/young adults.

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I never expect the black guy to be the first to die but I mean the black guy, or girl for that matter, dies in about 85% of horror movies. What's funny is the black guy is usually either the smartest person of the group or the only one who wants to leave the situation. Or they're the comedic relief and the only likeable person in the whole group of teenagers/young adults.


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I really wish people would get off the "The black guy lives or the black guy dies" business. It was funny at first, now its just dumb.

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Then why did you post the first comment here since November????????


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This thread is really funny. And I also thought the same when I saw the Black guy in the movie.

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Haha, yeah, and it's SO old. I can't believe it is still getting replies. Awesome.


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Yes, but he doesn't do a heck of a lot, either.

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To be honest, I thought the black guy was gonna get obliterated.
I was wrong.

Side note.

First two films off the top of my head, where the black guy survives.

Joel - Scream 2
Busta Rhymes (Unfortantly) - Halloween Resurection.

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