Why does Security = Conspiracy?
I have noticed on this show that when these guys go to all of these places like Area 51, AUTEC, or weapons proving grounds, whatever, they try to make it look like normal security is some sort of big cover up.
The problem is that a lot of these places they want to check out deal in military and defense, there is going to be security. The fact that the security people do their job is nothing evil, but they always make it out to be like the Men In Black swoop in and foil their attempts at finding the "truth". They act like some security person sitting in a truck guarding the perimeter is something insidious.
Tonight I see the episode where they go to AUTEC, a Coast Guard helicopter takes off from the place as they approach the front gate, and they automatically assume it is watching them. The thing flies off, it's not like it followed them around, but they were saying "he's definitely watching us", but he was so far away you couldn't even see if the pilot was looking at them or what. Then a police car drives by, passes them up completely and goes inside, and they think that is there for them too, and just leave assuming all of this was on their behalf. What a mixture of paranoia and delusions of grandeur that was. The whole thing was just dumb, why even launch a helicopter when they were within spitting distance of a guard gate.
"IF THE DEVIL HAD A NAME, IT WOULD BE CHUCK FINLEY!!"