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New funny Sims 3 stories!

posted 14 years ago by coastertycoon39-1
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As us Sim fans know, weird and funny things happened to our Sims in the second game. But what happened to you while you were playing this game?

My sister was playing and she was having a campaign fundraising party. Well, one of her guests was an elder. All of a sudden, in her tiny kitchen, her guest dies of old age! He turned into a ghost in there, and the grim reaper came and everything. All of her nine-something guests gather into the tiny kitchen to watch him die, lol. Right after he finishes dying, one of the guests immediately leaves while going "Wow, I had a blast at this party! Im donating $2,000! haha.

I've got a jar of dirt! I've got a jar of dirt! And guess what's inside it!

[–] The_Passion_Of_The_Crust 14 years ago

I was reading a book outside and an old lady died right in front of the movie theatre. At least 50 SIMS came running to see what was happening.

[–] LizZy89 14 years ago

I wouldnt call this one funny. Its more like twisted. lol.

There was my sim, named Alex Aviles. Alex was like Sonny Corinthos of Port Charles..minus being in the mob. He was a womanizer, got several women pregnant, married them, left them, when he got bored or found someone different. His first wife was this woman named Nyla. Nyla didnt like children that much, and she had commitment issues. But she fell in love with Alex and agreed to marry him. On their honeymoon they had a night of passion and Nyla fell pregnant. A beautiful baby girl named Carmen was born shortly after. But sadly, Nyla couldnt handle being a mother or a wife so she left Alex and her daughter behind, never to return again. Carmen missed her mom, and she often tried to hang out with her, but Nyla wouldnt have any of that. Days went by and Alex changed from this hardworking father to this low-life loser. His next wife? A woman named Maxie. They instantly fell in love after their second date together. Alex then proposed marriage, Maxie accepted. Just like with his first wife, they had a night of passion and Maxie fell pregnant. But unlike Nyla, Maxie LOVED kids and wanted a big family. She was also a hopeless romantic. Days went by and Maxie gave birth to a baby girl named Krissy. Everything was fine up until alex met Maxies sister, Kristen. Kristen and Alex had a one night stand when Maxie was out of town. And guess what happened next? You guessed it! Kristen became pregnant. Alex didnt know of this pregnancy until one day he got a phone call from Kristen saying he is the father of her daughter Terri. Hmm, now getting your sister-in-law pregnant AFTER getting HER sister pregnant is just beyond wrong. but, its The Sims and anything can happen. hahaha. and that is what makes it so interesting.!

[–] JoanTheVampireSlayer 14 years ago

My sim took a shower in his neighbor's house. The neighbor got mad and kicked him out so he retaliated by kicking over her garbage can.

You have fruit punch mouth

[–] lrcourtier17 14 years ago

Hahaha :)

i havent had anything extra ordinary happen to my sims, but there definatly is a lot of womanizing in the town... like my mayor guy is married, but hes gotten pretty much all the women in the town pregnant!! Including the receptionist at the Spa where he goes for facials!! LOOL

and to be fair she was the town slut... lol every town needs one!!

"gotta a body off baywatch and a face off crimewatch"

[–] JoanTheVampireSlayer 14 years ago

This actually happened today. My sim when to work fully dressed and when she arrived home she was completely naked. Her body wasn't blurred out either. She also stopped to talk to the maid while she was fully nude.

You have fruit punch mouth

[–] DeadKennedys 14 years ago

Hmmm...

I made the Cullen family on the game and nobody in town likes Rosalie. She goes to the park or the theater just so she can pick on people. She got into a tiff with Hoss Cartwright (from Bonanza). It wasn't funny-funny, but I chuckled.

I don't know. The Sims 3 isn't quite as funny as The Sims 2.

Is it weird that I giggled the first time I saw one of those stupid tragic clownfish?

[–] zaphod08 14 years ago

My Sim was returning from a solo adventure in France. Suddenly, it switched to one of my other characters he lives with. All 6 of his roommates were in mourning for me. Evidently, I died on my way back home.

In the kingdom of the blind, you're the village idiot.

[–] TheNotChosenOne 14 years ago

This may not make any sense to people who don't have Ambitions.

My sim was a firefighter and he was supposed to go and collect his service award at city hall. When you get there everyone is cheering and celebrating.
When I got out they were still cheering. After a couple days they were still cheering. Now after 7 weeks THEY ARE STILL CHEERING. Three of them died and the grim reaper came, most of them have aged up at least once and I can't get them to stop.

Those are beautiful antlers.

[–] AndNobodyInAllOfOz 13 years ago

Well I made a House family which consists of House, Cuddy and Rachel who is currently a child. Cuddy ended up pregnant and had a baby girl named Emily, who is now a toddler and recently had a baby boy named James, named after Wilson.

They both work at the hospital and are both currently Medical Interns. So House is at work, while Cuddy is on maternity leave and it comes up saying that there's been an accident and help is needed in the ER;Greg is nowhere to be found (which I then thought "ha typical House". The minutes later another thing comes up saying Greg has made a fellow intern cry with his inappropriate comments

Not so funny but as a House fan it made me chuckle

Now another family of mine; the husband is this rich business guy, a womanizer and so sure of himself while his wife is kind of a wall flower. They have two teenage daughters; one who is studious but rebellious and one who is right out rebellious. The husband has been having an affair with the maid and one morning after the wife has left for work and his daughters have gone to school he calls in sick and waits for the maid to come over.

She does, they jump in bed and then the wife has been fired from her job so she comes home early and depressed. She catches them in bed, slaps her husband and they yell and the entire time the maid is just calmly lying in bed. They break up and the wife moves out. Straight away the husband proposes to the maid and knocks her up

There are more but my mind is drawing a blank!

Don't Look Back Or All You'll Ever Get Is The Dust From The Steps Before

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[–] moonlightfan44 13 years ago

Well in Ambitions my character Alex MacDonald is a Private Investigator. His friend needed help, something like theft I can't remember. While Alex was on the case, he dropped by his friend's house to speak to him. His friend who happened to be a vampire (I have Late Night also), just walked outside to greet Alex, died right there, in front of him. It was also during the day and vampires obviously can't be out in the sun. This guy also had a teenage son who had just left for school moments before this happened. Shocked, I made my character get another case and I later returned to his dead friend's house and walked inside. His friend's son was standing in front of the TV, crying. I felt so horrible, but I laughed because I thought it was weird. More shocking and stunning than funny.

This other family I made (before Alex) consisted of a father and his son. I had just gotten World Adventures, so I sent them to Egypt. When they got home, Lord knows what happened.....the father was doing the laundry. When he went to get the clothes out of the dryer, he pulled his son out of it. WTF? That was the weirdest one ever! I literally could not stop laughing for hours. lol :)

"Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened." - Dr. Seuss

[–] slasherguyy 13 years ago

Not necessarily funny, but I just had my pregnant sim give birth to a baby boy, my other baby boy growing to a toddler and my father growing up into an adult all within the space of an hour lol.

You're either playing dumb, or it's not an act.