*beep* this movie


its so disturbing to even think about watching this movie. seriously, whenever i see Detective Stabler, it just makes me think of SVU and how hes a police officer who deals with rape, murder, and torture. And now hes braggin about short shorts...so gay

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He's doing a movie like this because he's associated with a dramatic role. He has experience in comedy and he's very good at it.

The shorts are part of the character's eccentricities.

Something else -- about this part of your post: "now hes braggin about short shorts...so gay"

There is no such word as "hes." I'm assuming you mean "he's."

"Braggin" is also not part of the English language. I'll assume you mean "bragging."

I'm wondering if perhaps your attentiveness to the character's shorts is an expression of your own latent sexual preferences. There's nothing wrong with that. I'm very proud of you for choosing IMDb as a forum to come out of the closet.

I would like everyone here to congratulate shadodude on embarking on this new phase of his life. You're brave for doing this.

And remember: you're here, you're queer and we're already used to it.

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its kinda hard not to remember the short shorts when half the 1 minute commercial is the whole cast singing about short shorts.

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Good God, get over it! The shorts thing is a joke. Lighten up or change the channel. With everything going on in the world, if this is what outrages you, you need a reality check.

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I haet hao pleopl poynt owt spllng mis steaks. It's not like they don't know, and it's not like we can't see it for ourselves Mr. Pretentious.

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"Pretentious" is defined as "attempting to impress by affecting greater importance, talent, culture, etc., than is actually possessed."

If I have the knowledge to accurately correct spelling mistakes, then it's not pretentious because I actually possess that knowledge.

Nyah.

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Nice!

Without imagination there is no reality.

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this is just another pile of vomit Nick has brought out after the end of their Golden Age

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Funny...when I see Meloni, I think of his character Keller from Oz, not Detective Stabler...some roles stick more than others.

So when I saw commercials for this, I was sort of...shocked, to say the least. But the niece and nephew laughed, so I suppose as long as 3 year olds are amused, Nick did its job. And I'm sure Meloni's kids concur.

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I also had a hard time getting used to him on SVU after OZ, but these people are actors; they have every right to do what they want. Their job is to get us to believe them in every role. Also, nice reply to the douche suggesting this movie will suck; anything with Amy Sedaris is more than worth watching, add Dinello and you have gold! (if only Colbert would appear ;)

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funny... I think of him as a cook who humps a refrigerator with mud between his butt cheeks or a religious boil covered freak who likes to have threesomes with his hot wife.

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When I see Meloni I think of him doing the voice for Spike the anklyosaurus, in Jim Henson's 'Dinosaurs'.

Hahaha and also the cook that has a bottle of dick cream... I mean stick team, stick ball, let's play some stick ball.

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