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I produced this movie

posted 15 years ago by mail-924
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And I haven't been able to sleep since. I knew what I was doing was wrong, but I needed the money so bad. I'm in hock with the bookies $50,000, and I have a $200 a day coke habit. When I do manage to nod off for a few minutes, I see the decaying corpse of Walt Disney cursing me. He asks me in his grisly, undead voice why I would tarnish the good name of Walt Disney Pictures. Before I can make up a lie to cover my transgressions he puts his bony fingers around my neck and chokes me until I wake up, screaming and crying in my sweat-soaked sheets. Please someone, kill me before I am forced to make another terrible movie that even small children will hate until the next crummy Disney straight-to-DVD comes out at which point my guilt-ridden production will be forgotten. Help me. Please...

[–] DaDevster 15 years ago

you could have made it a little less obvious that this is a fake. unless that was the point, in which case you failed at expressing it.

[–] mail-924 15 years ago

What do you mean, fake? The only thing I failed at was making my parents proud. Please help me. Stop me before I make another dog movie and make Disney an even bigger laughing stock than it already is in the Hollywood community. I paid off my bookies for now, but it's only a matter of time before my addiction to drugs and prostitutes drags me behind a camera to make another doggy sequel. Please stop me. I don't know what I'll do next, but I can promise it will be terrible.

[–] crawlingkitty 15 years ago

For the love of god, man...just off yourself now. Before you have the opportunity to make another one of these awful movies. The hard part is over...you've realized what a failure you are and that this type of moviemaking must stop.

Simply end it...make the world a better place. But first go out and get yourself a couple hookers and an eight ball and go on one last binge...and then do the right thing.

Godspeed.

I wanna do bad things with you...