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Most retarded show on Discovery, besides Cashcab

posted 16 years ago by HVAC25000
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how 4 grown adults have a near 6th grade education level and managed to get their own show, i have no *beep* clue. the whole show is sooooo *beep* stupid it should be aired along with sesame street!

let's look at some of their concepts.

if you build a trailer out of carbon fiber, making the trailer cost 10-15 times what it cost to begin with, it won't get damaged by a tornado or hurricane. because yes, the white trash in texas and georgia can afford a *beep* 200 thousand dollar trailer. morons.

you can put rockets facing backwards on a vehicle that is moving forwards and it will slow the vehicle down. <B>DUH</B> you can also blow people up if you're a *beep* moron and shouldn't have been allowed to play with rockets in the first place.

you can make fluidized sand using a system that costs tens of thousands of dollars to stop would-be thieves from escaping. here's a *beep* idea. spend 5 thousand dollars and make a *beep* hole with a trap *beep* door. or even better, use what they showed in the *beep* beginning of the show. giant steel *beep* posts that shoot out of the ground.

if you watch smashlab and actually learn something other than the fact that the show is more *beep* retarded than barney, you're a moron. I can NOT wait until this show is canceled and those deadbeat idiots go back to their jobs at burgerking and mcdonalds.

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[–] thechosenone5 16 years ago

They repeat the same episode of Cash Cab 2 days in a row.

"What are we holding on to Sam"
"There is some good in this world, and it's worth fighting for"

[–] littlezand_99 16 years ago

a... They're all professionals. One is a scientist/engineer with others being engineers and designer

[–] petrowski53 16 years ago

lol, I like how people call "Designer" a professional. All designers do is draw some cool looking stuff that would never work and makes us REAL engineers lives a mess.

[–] gizzmoe 16 years ago

i have to agree with most of what ya said.
their ideas are all just plain retarded. none would ever be used in real life.
the woman tries to make everything sound much more over complicated then it actually is.

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[–] richardnj908 16 years ago

"a... They're all professionals. One is a scientist/engineer with others being engineers and designer"

I hope you're kidding. Calling someone something... doesn't make it so. I'd love to see their credentials. I suspect they're only actors... and bad ones, at that.

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[–] richardnj908 16 years ago

Well, that explains why they're bad actors, but what explains they're being bad engineers??

Like I said, calling it something doesn't make it so, genius.

YOU'RE - "you are", -> "you're stupid".
YOUR - possession of "you", -> "your head is up your ass".

[–] manucansg 16 years ago

A retarded program about ruining things? Ain't there already a show called Viva La Bam on MTV?

The one where a group of drunks paid to be circus act types go round showing everyone how to vandalise, crapp themselves and make the average deadbeat viewer actually feel good for being smarter than that fool on TV?

[–] Rational_Skeptic 16 years ago

This show is **LAME** do they have any engineering background (like degrees in mechanical engineering, etc)??? Half of their ideas are utter FAILURE just by simple physics. A high school student can out-smart these fools.

And don't get me started on their flame retardant house cover idea. They wasted like 200K on a failed idea. I hope this show gets canceled soon because some people actually think this show owns Mythbusters (which clearly it doesn't).

Oh and cash cab is retarded too, but I love the host Ben. He needs to get off that show and do something else b/c he seems like an ok guy.

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[–] Dredge 16 years ago

Maybe I'm just programmed by being a Mythbusters fan but there are so many factors and aspects of this show that annoy me.
The narrator, the concepts, the male cast and Deanne, she REALLY annoys me something fierce.

[–] lokifirewalker 16 years ago

lol Deanne annoys me too. I think it was in one of the first few episodes (might of even been the first episode I forget.) where they watch a car crash at high speeds into a bunch of other cars. Then Deanne starts explaining it like..

"Well first the car transferred its energy to that car, then that car transferred energy into the next one." *doing some stupid representation with her hands.*

... wow really? thanks for the obvious explanation of kinetic energy. I would have been completely lost without you telling me that a car smashing into another car will cause the other car to move. She should also explain how a suction cup doesn't work when trying to pull it sideways rather then straight up. I knew that wasn't gonna work and I am no fancy scientist.