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Ideal cast since, if they're going to wreck a classic, they might as...


...well go all the way.

Jake - Robert Pattinson
Joey - Shia La Beouf
Vickie - Megan Fox
Sugar Ray - Corbin Bleu
Salvy - Kevin Costner
Directed by Andy Fickman

Knowing today's sh-tty market, the film will break every box office record currently held.

"Don't cry, it is to be. In time, I'll take away your miseries and make 'em mine...D'Evils."

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Woah, back up there buddy.
Jake - Nicholas Cage
Joey - MosDef
Vickie - Charlize Theron
Sugar Ray - Sasha Baron Cohen
Salvy - Kevin Costner 9totally agree with you there)
Directed by Kevin Smith

You go inside the cage?
Cage goes in the water, you go in the water. Shark's in the water

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more like...

Jake- Jason Straham
Joey- Jessie Eisenberg
Vickie- Milla Jovovich
Sugar Ray- Collin Farrel
Salvy- Ian McShane
Directed by Paul WS Anderson

Jake's last fight will be against a zombie

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Don't hate on Pattinson too much until we see how he does in "Cosmopolis." Sometimes good actors just get stuck doing bad movies for a while. I'm not necessarily saying he's one of those, but he hasn't really been given a chance yet.

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Raise!

Jake - Cam Gigandet
Joey - Justin Timberlake
Vickie - Blake Lively
Sugar Ray - Will Smith
Salvy - John Travolta
Directed by Uwe Boll

This Machine Kills Fascists 2

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Jake - Tommy Wiseau
Joey - Greg Sestero
Vickie - Juliette Danielle
Sugar Ray - Dan Janjigian
Salvy - Philip Haldiman

Director - Tommy Wiseau

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