1. you have regular fires in your kitchen
2. you see FBI, DEA, ATF agents in the trees around your house
3. you think men talk more than women
4. you can get a car running by opening the hood and arbitrarily removing engine parts
5. you keep lots of plastic wrap to accommodate people that die at your house
Go ahead, make my day....
6. you think women with big tits are going to fix cars
7. you have your girl keep shifting from Park to Drive while you "pull those engine parts"
8. you can convince someone to donate money to a deal with your brother..whom you just told to fk off.
9. you become friends with the pedo's
10. you are my brother (inside joke...or maybe not a joke)
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Indifference is the essence of inhumanity
1. Your name is "Bump"