Things I learned from this movie

A few things I learned from watching The Ugly Truth:

1. Call-in public access shows do not use phone screeners nowadays.

2. Even when there isn't any immediate danger to his own life, a man will still think nothing about running out his front door with only a towel wrapped around his waist.

3. Chronically-single women don't masturbate.

4. A chronically-single woman who doesn't masturbate can go from zero to orgasm in under 3 minutes with the right kind of toy.

5. There is nothing inherently wrong with dating your neighbor, not even one whose house you can clearly see into from yours (and vice versa).

6. When that same neighbor you're dating - but not yet had sex with - shows up unexpectedly at your hotel door while you're on a business trip, it's regarded as romantic and endearing instead of obsessive and stalkerish.

7. News show control rooms have absolutely no "control" over what they are broadcasting.

If I ever go down, I hope I don't get the Potato Judge.