Uninterupted parade of 'monster movie' references with thinnest of plot
Based "on an idea" by Tim Burton and woefully absent of much writing thereafter. Even the familiar and sometimes wild Danny Elfman score seemed to whimper and whither away to nothing in the third act, replaced by some Zoey Daschanel claptrap in the credits.
"I can't help but notice that there are skulls all over everything. Are we the baddies?"