I cannot wait to OWN this DVD!

I loved this movie, I mean I really loved it. In fact if this movie had a hole. I would put something into the hole and thrust many times. I was lucky that they showed it in my town, RI this saturday. Damn I am so super lucky!

The doll steals the show of course, his lines, his look, everything about him is F'ing coolness to the tenth power! Or even 100th power, or infinity power. Something like that. He is one bad mofo and If I could be a doll, this is the one I would be.

But I also love Heather's boo-bees. They look silky smooth, soft, and warm and I wish I was a baby breast feeding. That is for damn sure man! She is so hot I think I actually saw the screen smoking at the screening I was at, and I ain't kidding yo!

And I liked Natasha's gluteus maximus, I wanted to climb inside and take a cat nap in it, wonder if it smells like candy or pretty flowers? Her boo-bees looked a bit too plasticy for my taste if you can catch my drift but I would still sleep with her if I had the chance, oh yes sir. Not that we would get much sleep. Hint Hint.

The pacing of the movie is great too, the movie is only around 80 minutes but it feels like only half that much. I wanted MORE.

All the raping, killings, negroscope, the soundtrack, the dialog, the comedic timing, all of it is spot on dudes, spot on I say!

I cannot say enough good stuff about it, I wish I didn't have to wait for the dvd to see it again.

All I have to say is, if you like this movie you are probably a heterosexual man. If you don't like this movie then you might be a homosexual. Or maybe a chick. Not that that is a bad thing, but you need to know where you stand homeskilit!

Peace and Taco Grease -Ray