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Tales of a Ancient Empire, the sequel to Sword and the Sorcerer, a follow up i have been waiting many years for is on my PC. 2 minutes into it i thought this was a Canadian amateur theatre group directed by an ex-porn director. 15 minutes into the movie and i am thoroughly convinced of that. Uwe Boll can do better work.

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If you want to see bad, see SUCK the most apt title ever. That's the worst movie of all time. Worst than a Canadian theater company, is there anything worst than Canadian actors pretending to be American? Boll makes Canadian films look great.

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rofl, are you stalking me? i make 2 posts on entirely different movies and you comment to them both, and Suck/tales of an ancient empire are in totally different classes, they cant be compared.

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You mean actors like Dan Aykroyd, Eugene Levy, Rick Moranis, John Candy, Mike Myers, Will Sasso, Ryan Reynolds, Keanu Reeves, Michael J Fox, Evangeline Lily, Keifer and Donald Sutherland , Elisha Cuthbert Kim Catrell, Neve Campbell,Ellen Page Howie Mandel, Shatner etc, etc, etc
Hell House is british and you probably didn`t even know that.
Many of your mainstream shows are, you have no clue. Battlestar Galactica and X files, Flashpoint, The Sentinel are just a few of the many series shot in Canada with largely canadian casts. I know bashing canucks is fun, but you guys wonder why around the world your people are known as `the ugly american` .

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"anything worst than Canadian actors pretending to be American?"

Yes. American's pretending to be anything other than American.

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Non-Americans trying to be American. There fixed your post for you.

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"Tales of an Ancient Empire" has not been released. Whatever you saw is not the movie that will be released later this year.

Cynthia Curnan
Writer/Exec Producer: "Tales of an Ancient Empire"

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wonderful, if i can just remove that part of my brain that remembers that i saw the unreleased movie, i can then look forward to seeing it again for the 1st time :)

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This was without a doubt one of the worst things that I have ever seen. I have tried to make it all the way through it, but it is impossible to sit through. I can't understand how this was made by the same guy that made the original.

Get on the chew pipe!

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