Quite honestly

> You both missed the point so much.

Sorry, no one even thought to look on your head for it.

We apologize.

/sarc off

I concur, though, with the others -- rating it a 1 is an insult to badly done tripe everywhere.

IMDB needs to create a set of negative stars for this kind of "s h i t e m a"

The only worse film I can name off the top of my head is "Manos, Hand of Fate", and this one only wins by having tits, most of which are ugly skanky-ho tits, rather than nice ones (Christina DeRosa's are the only ones even vaguely interesting, the rest, excepting perhaps Cheryl Lyone's, are flat-out vampire tits -- you know, the kind that shouldn't ever, ever, ever be exposed to the light).

Every measure of incompetence common to Manos -- long drawn out scenes with bad music, incapability to pull focus, pointless acting and dialogue, people introduced for no visible reason except to pad out a lame and dull 20 minute story into more than an hour -- this movie has it all!!

I don't know what damnfool idiot thought Guzman was capable of producing and directing a movie, but said idiot should have his assets confiscated and used to set up a shelter for housecats, hobos, and other things beginning with "H", and said idiot should be put on welfare, because he clearly has no clue at all about valid use of funds.