best lines

I love it when Amanda Crew's character say "Purple Soda" when she throws the can of purple soda at the trailer girl's boyfriend. That line and whole scene makes me laugh so damn hard.

Sawyer: One second. I'm like *this* close to the highest score on Donkey Kong.

When Ian's beating the dying roadkill and Lance says, "He's really hanging in there.."

I gave her my heart, she gave me a pen...

So many but here are my faves:

"Now Clay Aiken"
"Dude this is a written invitation to your d***"
"everyone has fantasies about men, you just have to bury that stuff deep down"
"Can't believe I'm having sex with an Amish chick, I mean what are the odds?"

just a few...

1) "Dude if you told her to fvck off, she'd be 2 knuckles deep right now daydreaming about your big black c0ck"

2) "Christ, you look like a mexican butthole"

3) "What's Up? What's Up?"

4) "What are you looking at. Ellen Degeneres?"


Brandon
"Holy water empty threat, the Holy Cross has no effect" - Slayer

"Our D's are HUGE!"
"You can see them from space!"

"Backslash- we rule!"

anything those two said was magic! LOL

"You gonna do somethin' boy...or just stand there and bleed?"

"no way my little brother's taking it in the chili ring!"

Brandon
"Holy water empty threat, the Holy Cross has no effect" - Slayer

"On New Years we visited Grandma...twice."

"It's true...I think I'm turning gay...It's just not working out with women." LOL, that was hilarious. That whole scene and their expressions were lol. And when Rex tells Ian not to do it up her butt, lol.

*talking to the black guy in prison* "Well, I'll check out your myspace when I get home. I hope to see you again under different circumstances..."

"I got raped last night. Kidding, I'm just *beep* with you. But some guy did actually get raped."

"Quit being a twat block."

"You're allowed to punch Lance in the face once."
"Hey man!"
"Well, you did sleep with his girl. And...he came all this way..."

"That was a good hit man! My children are probably going to be retarded now."

"Smell my finger."
"...well okay. Ew. Are you sure you got the right hole?"



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