So Awful It Hurt
Ok....I love Sci-fi and when I see a movie like this advertised I think..."cheesy but fun sword and dragon flick". This was just too cheesy....it was so cheeesy that it was painful. I mean PAINFUL. Egads! Who did the editing? I mean you could have gotten a better editor from some high school film appreciation class. Writing...well let's just not even go there. I don't expect Coen Bros. quality in a movie like this....but holy cow if standards in screen writing are this low, why is it so hard to break into the field? Shouldn't anyone be able to do it? I mean this gem here takes a special kind of stupid on the part of the folks in charge to get it made.
I feel sorry for John Rhys Davies' agent. He must be fired by now for pitching this thing to his client and conning him into doing the movie. I can't imagine why else an actor like that would be in a movie like this. I mean it was bad on so many levels....so so bad....it was like hearing nails scraping over a chalkboard.