This isn't my favorite show by far, nor do I enjoy watching it. However, I have to admit, it has some of the funniest quotes ever! I'm kind of dissapointed that IMDB didn't have any quotes. Just about anything said, is a hilarious quote. My personal favorite was "I am sorry about your dead tutrle... I mean son"
I love how random it is. What's your favorite quotes?
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"I can't be responsible for what I'll do if you beat me to death"
"fritatta"
"Well I eat balls for breakfast"
"Your brother died of a poor lifestyle choice"
Fu*k man, there are way too many to list (or remember offhand). The show itself draws me into a laughing fit that nearly claimed my life once (seriously).
five midgets
spanking each other
covered in thousand island dressing
is that love?
I'm gonnna have to agree with you that nearly anything said is a hilarious quote. I watched all 20 episodes in succession, and I still couldn't come up with anything in particular. I do believe that S1E10 (Shakashuri Blowdown) didn't have one wasted line in it, and then the visuals at the end, just wow.
~ Don't judge me Monkey. ~
I'm being introduced to it now, as it's being re-aired. The best episode so far has been "Pet Siouxicide" which has a ton of great quotes.
"I'm going to help you even if it kills us both."
"I've got him eating out of the palm of my brain."
"In conflict, you need to rip your opponent a new a$$hole . . . in his consciousness. Only then will his mind be open to all Truth -- all hole, no a$$."
"By smashing myself in the raisins, I'm smashing your mind in the balls."
"I farted on the doorknob of Justice."
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You're right. Rape is not an excuse, it's a reason and tonight everything seems so reasonable
I may smell like cock but I'm no spring chicken
If Satan lived in Heaven, he'd be me