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This film RUINED my Thanksgiving!!!!! (and life)


Well I was told by my son to go to the store and rent a "funny" thanksgiving movie. I went in there and looked in the comedy section for anything that had something resembling the name "Thanksgiving" in it. It had a picture of a turkey that looked pretty funny on the front of it and I figured it would be a good film for the family. I looked on the back and it said "unrated" but didn't think much of it because it looked like a family film.

Well me and my son (8 years old) and my father (85 years old) sat down after eating a nice meal, which I cooked myself :)

Anyway, as soon as the movie began there was a naked breast present to both my son and father! I was APPALLED! My son had never been introduced to such a thing before and I think it has changed him for the worse. He asked me what it was that he was looking at and I told him it was a female breast which he was far too young to look at. Also, I turned off the movie at this point.

But that's not EVEN CLOSE to the worst of it. The worst part is my father hasn't been sexually active for years after his wife (obv. my mom) passed away. He got his first erection in several years. Immediately, he started weazing. I looked over at him and he went limp (not down there...) and started slobbering all over himself and fell over.

I asked him if he was okay and he was non responsive. I checked his pulse and... there was nothing.

I called EMS and they rushed him to the hospital and pronounced him dead. Apparently, it was due to a heart attack. (INDUCED BY THIS MOVIE!!!!!)

I returned home afterwords and was prepared to give the terrible news to my son, who was very close to his grandfather. His door was closed but I walked in and saw him touching himself to a picture of a female breast. He NEVER would have done such a thing if IT HADN'T BEEN INTRODUCED TO HIM BY THIS MOVIE!!!!!!!!!!!

Now, my father is dead and my son has been indoctrinated into the world of pornography!!!! This is a VERY difficult thing for me to deal with. I now feel personally responsible for corrupting my son and killing my father... although, this movie DEFINITELY caused the ENTIRE THING!!! I now have nothing to be thankful for on Thanksgiving as well as any future Thanksgivings or any day at all for that matter.

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C+ on your trolling skills. You could have included something about suing the filmmakers.

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Okay... well I'm not sure what in the world "trolling skills" are or how you could possibly give me a "C+" but...

Could I really sure them over something like this?

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If this is real, I'm sorry about your dad, but you really should've looked at the cover a little better. At the top corner, it says 'WARNING: BOOBS IN THE FIRST SECOND' and on the back, it shows the naked pilgrim lady with 'UNRATED' over her tits.

http://www.youtube.com/user/pumpkinman4ever?feature=mhum

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Does anyone know when the Bequel comes out?

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At the top corner, it says 'WARNING: BOOBS IN THE FIRST SECOND' and on the back, it shows the naked pilgrim lady with 'UNRATED' over her tits.

BRB, buying this DVD on Amazon.

http://www.amazon.com/ThanksKilling-Chuck-Lamb/dp/B005IGVTHY

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cool story, bro

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You sir, are a master at trolling. That was soooo funny, keep up the good work :D

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Agreed, hilarious OP, +1.

Aaah, buckle this.

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thanks holmes :P

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*buckles it*

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:P

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AND I'M SO SAD
LIKE A GOOD BOOK, I CAN'T PUT
THIS DAY BACK
A SORTA FAIRYTALE WITH YOU

R.I.P Seth Putnam.

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Sad
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This board I post on, it has trolls in it

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Father dies, runs to IMDB.

Seems legit

soundcloud.com/jackofallfunk

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You should have rented Planes Trains and Automobiles. Maybe daddy would still be alive.

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So you thought a movie named "THANKSKILLING" was a family film that's on you man.

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