why... WHY!!!!!!! WHYYYY!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! ?!
Seeing movies like this getting produced and seeing parents taking their stupid little children in their stupid little caravans to the stupid little movies to sit in the stupid little seats and eat the stupid little bags of popcorn and drink tons of stupid little bottles of pop to make the stupid little kids even more stupid then before.
Thank you America and Justin Guarini's younger brother for doing all this.