Favorite Quotes


Just Portal.

I honestly love every line GLaDOS says at the end battle. A lot of them aren't even heard.

"Quit squirming around and die like an adult."
"You're dead. You may still be shuffling around a little but believe me you're dead."

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"Didn't we have some fun, though? Remember when the platform was sliding into the fire pit and I was like 'Goodbye,' and you were like 'NO WAY!' And then I was all 'We pretended we were going to murder you?' That was great."

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I'M A VAMPIRE!

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Every line by Glados after you solve the last test.

"Where do you think you're going? Because I don't think you're going where you
think you're going."

"It was a fun test, and we're all impressed at how much you won."

"That thing you burnt up isn't important to me. It's the fluid catalytic
cracking unit. It made shoes for orphans. Nice job breaking it, hero."

"There was even going to be a party for you. A big party, that all of your
friends were invited to. I invited your best friend, 'the Companion Cube'. Of
course, he couldn't come, because you murdered him. All your other friends
couldn't come either, because you don't have any other friends because of how
unlikable you are. It says so right here in your personnel file; 'Unlikable.
Liked by no one. A bitter unlikable loner whose passing shall not be mourned.'
SHALL NOT BE MOURNED. That's exactly what it says. Very formal. Very official.
It also says you were adopted. So that's funny too."

My masterpiece: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yh3OE5P4ctg

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"What's your point anyway? Survival? Well, then, the last thing you want to do is hurt me. I have your brain scanned, and permanently backed up in case something terrible happened to you. Don't believe me? Here, I'll put you on: HELLO!!!!!! - That's you, that's how dumb you sound!"

"Ha! There isn't enough neurotoxin to kill you. So I guess you win. Ha! I'm making more."

Easily my favorite though:

"When I said 'deadly neurotoxin,' the 'deadly' was in massive sarcasm quotes. I could take a bath in this stuff, put in cereal, rub it right into my eyes...honestly, this stuff isn't deadly at all...TO ME."

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"Did you know you can donate one or all of your vital organs to the Aperture Science Self-Esteem Fund for Girls? It's true!"

"Where are you taking that thing? I wouldn't bother with that thing. My guess is that touching it will just make your life even worse somehow. I don't want to tell you your business, but if it were me, I'd leave that thing alone. Do you think I am trying to trick you with reverse psychology? I mean, seriously now."

"Maybe you should marry that thing since you love it so much. Do you want to marry it? WELL I WON'T LET YOU! How does that feel? Have I lied to you? I mean in this room. Trust me, leave that thing alone. I am being serious now. That crazy thing is not part of any test protocol. Just ignore that thing and stand still. Think about it: If that thing is important, why don't I know about it? Are you even listening to me? I'll tell you what that thing isn't: It isn't yours. So leave it alone."

"The Enrichment Center reminds you that the Companion Cube will never threaten to stab you and, in fact, cannot speak. In the event that the Companion Cube does speak, the Enrichment Center urges you to disregard its advice."


'Everything is a copy of a copy'-Tyler

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