100. Love is the number one reason for all bad hair decisions.
99. There are girls going wild somewhere without Elle.
98. If Warrener wants to be a senator by the time he's 30 he needs to be with someone serious.
"Cause size two clothes don't come to those too lazy to sweat"
97. A half loop stitch on china silk will pucker.
96. Harvard is for boring, ugly, serious people.
95. Every tragedy needs a greek chorus.
"Don't mess with the Pie Ho's!"
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91. Love will help you get into an Ivy League school.
90. Both Vivian's hair and shoes are flat.
"Cause size two clothes don't come to those too lazy to sweat"
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86. Violence is not the way to win back guys
The second star to the right and straight on till morning. Take me to Neverland
85. No tight end can defend 'gainst the bend and snap.
84. When going to a costume party, don't dress up as last year's sample sale - people will make fun of you.
83. Red Bull GIVES YOU ENERGY!!!!!!
82. When your bend and snap has that much snap, it's known to break all laws of physics and logic
The second star to the right and straight on till morning. Take me to Neverland
81. Size 2 close don't come to those to lazy to sweat
Cook's Crue member #111
david cook #1
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77. Callahan doesn't speak MTV.
"Cause size two clothes don't come to those too lazy to sweat"
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75. Red Bull give us energy!
76. Books with tattered covers always tend to stay on the shelf
"Attend the tale of Sweeney Todd"
"Official Bleeder" - Town Apprentice
74. Margot cries out of her nose
73. Elle wants to go back to the sun, back to the shore, back to what she was before
72. Elle is So Much Better
71. Mimi's looking for baggage that goes with hers (whoops, wrong show!)
70. Never...ever...HYEVER call Gloria Steinam a skank..You WILL get beat up by a lesbian named Enid ;]
69. You're not trailer trash when Richard Simmons is your neighbor.
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I have the same birthday as James Morrison, Nicole Sullivan, Tony Romo,and Tony Danza. Be jealous.
68. Courtney need to take a break
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46 Days 'till JoBro Concert in Vegas
67. It MIGHT be okay to eat Milky Ways only if they're fun-sized.
66. You can be a fitness queen empire and still have cottage cheese on your ass!
Madam Bostwick Malvina Fishcake Recherché Pavillion of Spud, the Fair
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61. Nobody screws with somebody who's Legally Blonde.
60. Brooke's exercise jump rope is a defensive weapon too.
59. Emmett doesn't have to hit on interns.
58. Emmett thinks that a department store is beautiful.
57. A department is where you can become what you are suppose to be.
56. Using the double Delta Nu Sister Swear makes you hard core.
55. Warner thinks that Elle is a Marilyn and not a Jackie.
54. Emmett graduated Harvard Law School in 2005.
53. Emmett worked two jobs while in Law School.
52. Emmett plans on buying his mom a house out on the Cape after he wins his first big case.
51. Skipping the holidays to study can help you get Callahan's internship and being a blonde.
I am obsessed with this job, in case you couldn't tell.
50. Never beeeeend and snap! with the person your trying to impress standing directly over you. (Oh Crap!)
49. "Shaking your junk" will not win your man back.
48. Don't shower after a perm.
47. If the witness turns out to be straight the judge is free at eight on Saturday.
46. Margot can understand Brusier's barking.
"Don't mess with the Pie Ho's!"
47. Harvards not a stripper bar
48. You can have a chip on your shoulder as big as a boulder
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LEGALLY BLONDE THE MUSICAL :[
April 29, 2007-October 19, 2008
43. All the girls on the East coast have different noses.
42. Only some law students turn out to be sharks. The rest are chum.
41. Using the UCLA marching band in liu of a personal essay works just fine.
40. Boys are brought up different in charming foreign ports.
39. They play peculiar sports in shiny shirts and tiny shorts.
38. Emmett loves Redbull.
37. Models make more money than lawyers.
36. Any Irish person knows how to Irish dance.
Less of a Marilyn, more of a Jackie.
35. In department stores they pump in pure oxygen. Because...they care.
34. Callahan ran for govener...but was defeated of course.
33. Elle eats Milky Ways when she's depressed.
32. Elle went to Harvard all for Love.
31. Elle's resume is pink and scented
30. Getting on "The List" is So Much Better than being in a hot tub with
Warner every night.
"Don't mess with the Pie Ho's!"
29. If your Irish boy tires of you; your allowed to shoot him in the knees.
28. The Irish fear nothin' and no one; they keep fightin' til' every one's dead.
27. Every Time Warner walks through the door Elle's IQ goes down to 40.... maybe less.
26. The girl with loyal friends and true, a bond as strong as crazy glue, and can sound a call and sisters all come through is a Delta Nu.
25. Elle loves shopping for guys.
24. When performed by a woman the Bend and Snap is 99.99% effective on straight men.
23. The bitches in your life can become really supportive friends (ie. Vivian).
22. Walking in a closet at a salon will provide you with the exact outfit you want to wear.
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21. If you wanna make the team THEN FAKE SOME SELF ESTEEM
20. The more you jump around and scream, the sexier you seem
19. Paulette sees dead people
18. The B stands for Brendan
17. White shoes after labour day is an action that is evil in itself like murder and assault.
xoxo <3
Wicked: London x3, New York, LA, Wicked Day 08
tbc.
16. Bruiser's not a dog, Bruiser's family.
15. Callahan bathes in the blood of sheep.
14. Law books don't have pictures.
13. Defendants are allowed to give out autographs at their murder trials.
12. Elle drinks Redbull becuase... "IT GIVES HER ENERGY!!!"
11. Bruiser loves "Days Of Our Lives"
10. Richard Simmons is Elle's next door neighbor.
"Don't mess with the Pie Ho's!"
9. Vivienne usually goes to costume parties as last year's sample sale.
8. Some wise man told her...something
7. Emmet's got a chip on his shoulder.
6. Elle looks great in Dark Blue.
5. Some days Callahan would rather not see Ratty Corduroy or Legally Blonde
4. Dana is a heffer.
3. Brooke Wyndham wants you whipped into shape.
2. Every tragedy needs a GREEK CHORUSSSSSSSSS
1. Elle Woods is Legally Blonde.
-1 Elle may be in love but she's not stupid.
-2 Elle's not about to buy last year's dress at this year's price.
-3 Emmett doesn't work for Callahan, he works for himself.
Cassie is going to see Taylor Swift live in Chicago on October 10th 2009!!
-4 Lady, Elle has eyes.
-5 Margot must descend into madness.
-6 Problems can be solved by snapping ones fingers until one feels better.
-7 Elle's academic adviser has multiple personalities. Including a murderer.
-8 Opinionated lesbian lawyers end up practicing family law.
-9 It's not unhealthy to see people that aren't there, nor to sing and dance with them, and share important discussions.
-10 Only ones true love can not be frozen in time when Elle sings to herself. In fact, he can tap her rapidly on the shoulder while the rest of the world's time has stopped.
-11 Apparently, it wasn't "proposal eyes" whenever Warrener looked at Elle.
-12 Seeing your name on a list is much better then making love to your ex all night.
-13 Warrener makes more money modeling anyhow.
-14 You can get into Harvard Law School and score an 175 on your LSATs and your jerk of an ex still won't take you seriously.
Cassie is going to see Taylor Swift live in Chicago on October 10th 2009!!
-15. They unlock the Harvard doors at 8.
-16. Tangerine is NOT the new pink.
-17. Law gets Elle high.
-18. Elle likes shopping for guys, watching them change right before her eyes.
share-19. Depending on the time of day, the French go either way.
-20. Serena is Cat-Nip for the guys.
"if there's two things America needs right now, it's sunshine and optimism... Also angels."
RACHEL BERRY FOR PRIME MINISTER!