this movie mad me crap my pants

was on a 2nd date

we had mexican before and i had 3 bean burritos

stomahc was rumbling and about 40 in i couldnt hold it in got up to go to restroom but tripped in a hurry and fell and BOOM crappe dmy pants

smelt os bad

i went to bathroom cleane dup as much as i good and when i went back date was gone

and a usher removed me