Peasants! Peons!


None of you can EVER hold a candle to ME!

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Finally you appear! I defended you for years against scurrilous attacks.

I felt bad that time you had to camp with Palin and her brats. How graceful you were in the face of such adversity was a shining jewel we should all emulate.

I feel unworthy to beg at your feet my queen.

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Well said, my good and loyal subject.

For your faith and obeisance to me, I hereby dub thee SIR qwerty-26.

Now, go forth into this world and defend my honour, such as it is...

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