CRANK 3: FINALLY CONFIRMED!


From the words of Mark Neveldine himself!

Source: http://www.worstpreviews.com/headline.php?id=23594&count=0

CANT WAIT!!! :D

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Joooooooyyyyyyyyyyy!

Kaiju Statham & co. are back!

Yippee-ki-yay, pastel-colored resistance!
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Oh god yes!

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This HAS to happen. It better happen.

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Please..... please.... PLEASE don't have someone cut off their own nipples. That turned me off of C2 which was a shame after so loving C1.

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See, my problem with the movie was that there wasn't enough nipple-cutting.

I'm hoping that Crank 3 really ups the ante on nipple-cutting.

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pussy

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About time!

So on that note. What do you think will keep Chev alive in this one? And what will he be after?

By the way if you do a third one, you have to bring back Doc Miles, Eve, and possibly Chocolote. Just my thoughts lol

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you have to bring them back at least along with orlando(idk why they made hima gay guy< that was a complete change) and Efren Ramirez.


I think Chev should die at the end. Go out in a blaze of glory.


They had mentioned they wish to film it in 3D. Are they still going to do that.

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Hard to top awesomeness of Crank II but Crank 3 or even in Crank3f'nD is very well needed!

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I wish they would skip Crank 3 and go straight to Crank 4.

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I'd be with that, then they could keep making references in #4 to events in #3 that are beyond ludicrous ("remember when you battled that 15 car pileup?" "what, you mean back in the third movie?")

Jake Meridius Conhale, at your service!
"Old Man" of the BSG (RDM) boards.

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My GOD that would be FREAKING GENIUS!!! Imagine the crap they could claim happened... then have cut scenes of it during the end credits... maybe in japanimation style.

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Yes please!

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At the end of Crank 3, Chev needs to either be decapitated or thrown in a wood chipper, yet at the end of the credits there will be a scene that will hint he will come back even from that, and there will be a Crank 4. ;)

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I was thinking that in Crank 3 , Chev needs to consume diesel fuel because his body has been converted into a makeshift motor engine.

Maybe he even has sex with his GF while racing in the grand pix championship.

So he guzzles diesel and pisses scalding acid. Also at the end of the film I envision Chev just getting smashed in between 2 semi trucks headed for each other at full speed.

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I think it'll be a heart-wrenching drama about a man with horrifically disfigured skin and a bad past trying to find a place in society and win back the love of his life. There'll be a few emotional scenes, perhaps even make Mr Statham a worthy contender for an oscar, as the world shuns him and he sinks deeper into depression, only to win back their hearts in a dramatic, much publicised courtroom finale.



Oh, and they'll throw a couple of tits and shootouts to even things up a bit.

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I can almost guarantee that's how it's gonna go down.

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Or they will just do a remake on Spawn built on Crank ? =)

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dude, you're not supposed to take the crank movies seriously, crank 3 is gonna be a brutal, bloody, gory, and insane balls to the wall nonstop action thrill ride

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and of course it'll have naked chicks too lol

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Or, he gets hypoglycemic and has to snack periodically to keep his blood sugar up.

Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true!

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YES!

XTRO Theme: http://youtu.be/pcEeakcNB0k

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Feakin awesome! hopefully jason statham will continue his role as chev

IN THE END THERE WILL BE ONLY CHAOS

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