Dross

Hollywood ... Get a writer ... This feeble excuse for an adventure movie has effects ( that you've seen before in loads of films ) ... Actors getting paid for nothing ( that you've seen before in loads of films ) ... A hero that obviously wouldn't survive for 5 minutes after he stepped out from behind his desk in the real world ... Jeff Bridges with a speach impediment taking the mickey out of the goons that are making this thing ( but not being amusing ... possibly deliberately )... Kit Harrington being himself as a bad adventure film feature for 5 minutes ... Julianne Moore airbrushed to hell ... Second or third hand lord of the ( very tired ) rings scenery ... And zero amusement or amazment ... Yawn ... Pick your nose or cut your nails ... Its more interesting