Cutting down a tree...
...for the sake of a lame ass joke? I'm not a huge tree hugger or anything, but these ignorant douche bags couldn't, I don't know, just jump off the tree? No, instead, "We'll kill this creature that has been here longer than I have."
'Road to Kingsville' Teaser Trailer http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vudsSJWqhaY