Things I would have rather spent my time doing...
...instead of watching this piece of *beep*
1. Stick junkie needles in my eyes
2. Masterbate to CSPAN
3. Have a naked homeless man sit on my face (the entire length of the film)
4. Drink acid
5. Get Herpes
6. Attempt an intellectual conversation with Megan Fox
7. Read the book Twilight then watch the movie and then read it again
8. Pass a dozen stones through my eurethra
9. Babysit for Octo-mom
10. Blow 22 lepers
"...obviously you're not a golpher."