Low Budget Soap Opera Gorrorporn - AWESOME!

Giallo is the perfect storm of all things wrong in a horror flick. Brody never inhales the cigs he constantly smokes - always a direct blow out or a shot change. The accents are atrocious; the speak editing is worse. Every single "plot" point is prefaced by a crescendo, no matter how irrelevant. The villain is more inane and useless than the vast majority I've seen, and I love horror flicks *the way he says "BEAUTIFUL" is pricelessly cheesy. Everything was so spot off perfectly.

This is the absolute worst horror film that I've ever seen that I love this much. I was glued to the screen. Like I said, Soap opera horror.

Oh, yeah, the gore was gross and repeated and at the same time obviously fake. Sweet.

Microfishe! MICROFISHE!! MI...CRO...FISSHHE!!!