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top 10 most deserved deaths


I am sort of surprised that this board hasn't yet had a thread about the most deserved deaths and the best cases of karma/just desserts/retribution on this show. So I figured, what the hell. Here's mine, in no particular order:

1. The fraud health inspector who was killed by scorpions in the hotel room [black light scorpions]

2. The idiot on spring break in Australia who swallowed a jellyfish [jelly belley-ed]

3. The bitch bank worker in the Chicago skyscraper who forced people out of their homes and was killed when a storm blew out the window she was looking out [sky scraped]

4. The guy who tried to steal a ring gun at a garage sale [One ring to kill them all]

5. The guy whose chair shot him through the ceiling when he messed with it [the narrator said he would like to kill the guy himself, you may or may not recall this one]

6. The German coward in WW1 who raided the bodies of dead guys and killed a wounded guy to get his money [D'Oh Boy]

7. The high school cheerleader who let her teammate fall, hoping she'd break her neck [Pam Caked]

8. The jerkoff business guy who was sliced in half while trying to steal a taxi cab [half offed]

9. The Chinese woman with Little Emperor's syndrome who shop lifted and acted like a 4 year old who wanted new toys [Don't recall the name of this one either]

10. The nursing home worker who abused his patients and tried to grab the pickle [Dill D'oh]

What are your picks Did I miss any important ones?

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I like the one where that slut died choking on a cucumber. Also the one where that abusive wife got electrocuted mowing the lawn. Nice.

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Masturbating makes someone a slut? Wtf

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Love the guy that tried to rob the old master.

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The scumbag who slipped on a rug trying to kick a cat and hit his head on a fireplace mantle.

The dog walker who actually hated dogs so they ran off with her tangled in their leashes, and she smacked her head into a tree. Now she has a tree where her face used to be.
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