My Feast 3 Plotline
I know the movie's already done, but this is MY plotline and I think its pretty good. Feel free to add on or tell me if you like it. Its a mix of the 3rd plotline plus some of my own.
The movie opens up with Honey Pie getting up. (from end credits of Feast II) she gets up and walks down a very long road.
The gang from Feast II is in a total panic. greg is pretty much dead. No key, and no hope. All of a sudden, Short Bus Gus and Jean claude seagal rescue them. They jump into a bus and jeep and leave the small town behind.
One of the creatures gives birth to a human hybrid creature.
Cut back to Honey Pie. She is lying on a bed. She has bandages on her left ear and on her neck. She wakes up and screams. A man yells in fright as well.
He is Doc. Honey Pie is sleeping on a bed in an RV. he has fixed her up and taken care of her. He knows about the creatures.
Bozo, Tuffy, and Hot Wheels make it to the place where heroine's daughter is.
They fend off some creatures and pick up Heroine's daughter (laura) and a guy with her (Police Ranger)
As they are driving down the road, they bump into none other than the gang from feast 2. Biker queen recognizes Bozo and his brother from the picture in Bozo's house.
Just as she is about to execute him, Bozo says it was Bossman who blew up Harley Mama. Bartender asks Bozo why he didn't tell them, and Bozo says he accidently shot Heroine. Laura is listening in on this and cries. She says she hates Bozo and wants him to die.
Honey Pie and Doc,
Feast from gang 2, and
Bozo, Tuffy, and Hot Wheels
are all driving to the same area. A military checkpoint where they are hoping that soldiers will be there to rescue them.
The Feast 2 gang make a quick stop for gas, but the creatures attack. they try their best to fend them off but ultimately Slasher takes one for the team and blows himself up with 2 creatures. he actually has no choice in the matter, his ex-wife throws him a lighter and he does it so he doesn't die from the creatures.
Hot Wheels is injured in the attack. He'll die without medical help.
The Rv drives over the explosion (Doc wants to see if anyone needs help) he drives over there to see what is going on. Honey Pie sees that its Tuffy, Bozo, Hot Wheels and bartender again and they will kill her, so she uses her gun to try and make Doc stop the RV and turn around.
He convinces her to put the gun down, she does owe him, and gets out of the RV. Honey Pie hides in a closet in the the back of the RV.
doc fixes up Hot Wheels.
After a bit of chatting, the gang finds out Doc picked up "a blonde chick" and they check out the RV. Just as they are about to blow away Honey Pie, (hiding in the closet)
More creatures attack the vehicles. They attack the car Tuffy was driving and flip it over, destroying it completely.
They all pile into the RV and the jeep and bus, but a creature is already on top of it and is ripping off the roof. The people inside the RV, blow it away, destroying the roof in the process. The RV guns it and drives with some creatures chasing it.
The jeep and bus are attacked, but gus has many guns and they fend off the attackers, leaving the creatures running after them in the desert.
Doc manages to keep Honey Pie alive by calming down the crew. He says they owe him one because he helped Hot Wheels.
The entire gang finds the military complex in disarray. the soldiers are slaughtered. Jean Claude cries at all his friends being dead.
They find a working radio and call for help. It'll come in the morning.
Just as they park the vehicles in a hangar,or even rest, Ranger cop is torn apart by hybrid creature. It is faster, and quicker and smarter than the others. Its their leader.
Biker Queen, the two girls with her, bozo, hot wheels, laura, and bartender hole up in the soldier's living quarters.
Honey Pie, Doc, Short bus gus, tuffy, jean claude, and secrets do the same in the mess hall.
While Secrets is pushing a table to cover the windows, a creature get in and runs at her. The others watch her helplessly get ripped apart. They blow it away and continue boarding up the place.
In the living quarters, Biker Queen and Bozo clash. Biker Queen says Bozo should have stopped Bossman from blowing up her sister. She gets Laura to trick him, (c'mere I wanna talk) and they end up shoving him outside and locking him out.
Bozo in flurry of swears runs to the mess hall. They quickly let him in, but a breach is made. Hybrid beast and 2 creatures get in.
Short bus gus controls one of the beasts and makes it fight hybrid beast. The hybrid beast easily wins and then decides it will go personally and finish off gus.
Gus is killed, but take the hybrid beast is stopped flat by jean claude. He comes out of nowhere with a rocket launcher, tells everyone to get back and blows up the hybrid beast.
The crew run back to the living quarters, and they let everyone in but Bozo. Hot Wheels cannot do anything in his condition, and Honey pie, tuffy, and bartender have a stand off with the biker chicks. Doc and Bartender try and keep the peace.
Before any blood is shed, Jean Claude goes into soldier mode. he tells them to stop fighting or he'll blow up everyone with a string of grenade he has fastened to his chest. he seems crazy.
They decide to let Bozo in, but he's not there anymore. He has run off to try and survive.
The creatures seem to be gone. Doc patches up any injured people.
Tuffy wakes up and everyone is completely slaughtered. The body of Laura is cradled in her arms. She screams in agony.
She wakes up screaming. Laura asks her what is wrong. It was all a nightmare.
Honey Pie and Doc have sex.
Jean Claude does not sleep.
In the morning, Hot Wheels does not seem very upset. He constantly goes to one of the back rooms. One of the biker chicks follows him and see him giving food to Bozo. He snuck in from the back.
The biker chick is about to alarm the others but Bozo knocks her out and ties and gags her.
Doc and Honey come out of their room with smiling faces and see Bozo with a tied up biker chick. Doc then asks Bozo how he got in. Then a scream is heard.
A creature is loose in the living quarters. It kills the tied up biker chick and continues to wreak havoc. It gets shot at, but it ultimately smacks down the barriers holding the main doors shut. creatures flood in and attack.
Everyone tries their best, but Hot Wheels is firstly killed. Bozo is furious, and kills a creature in rage.
A creature spews vomit at bartender, and he says *beep* and proceeds to get maimed very quickly. The other biker chick is also killed.
the rest of the gang attempt to retreat and get locked into two rooms.
Laura is left by herself.
Three creatures are left. They attempt to bust down the doors of the rooms.
Doc and Honey Pie have no weapons. they push the double beds at the doors, but the creature breaks in. Tuffy, jean claude, bozo and biker queen shoot and kill one of the creatures, but it ultimately busts down the door.
Bozo get out of the window first and gets laura from the other room. He carries her away from the living quarters.
The gang gets out through a window but Jean Claude stays behind. Jean Claude blows up the creatures with his grenades.
Doc, Honey Pie, Tuffy, Bozo, Biker Queen, and Laura head for the checkpoint.
two creatures are chasing them.
A helicopter flies overhead and lands. the crew get in, but as soon as Bozo passes Laura to Tuffy, Biker queen kicks bozo down and puller her gun on the helicopter pilot, telling him to go.
Tuffy is held back with the gun before she can do anything. Honey Pie lets down the ladder for him. Bozo grabs it and is pulled away before the creatures can get him.
Biker Queen notices and tries to shoot the ladder. Tuffy jumps her and they fight.
Bozo climbs the ladder carefully and quickly, as the helicopter leaves the military base.
During the catfight, Tuffy is about to be shot until she plants a foot on Biker Queen's stomach and flips her off the helicopter.
She falls a long way but still survives. Creatures are on her after a little while.
Bozo climbs up the ladder and gets on.
They fly to safety. They do not notice a baby creature hanging on the chopper.
THE END