Things we learned from Coffin Rock...
1. Don't use a baby kangaroo in a pillow fight.
2. To prove you are not gay in any way, suck on a fish and then bite it's head off while shouting 'Is that gay enough for you'.
3. If you are going to have a fight while vaccuming, don't try picking up the vaccum and using it as a weapon.
4. To impress a mature married woman in a hope to get her in to bed, take her a dead bird's nest.
5. Saving old pregnancy test sticks in your bedside draw is perfectly normal and hygenic.
6. After giving a sample of your semen at a sperm clinic, just leave it on the receptionist's desk in full view of everyone and leave.
7. Don't go to Evan's to watch TV, especially if it's raining.
8. If you are an actor in this film, you must have a beard or be growing a beard, unless you are after the Irish psycho role.