A prequel to a spin-off of a sequel to a remake

I think Stephen Sommers should keep on making these 'till he cranks out a good one. Though, he seems to be moving in the opposite direction. That being said, I'll lay down some advice for him: Any movie, no matter what genre, can benefit from ninjas. Adding ninja vampires will yeild even better benefits. Allowing those ninja vampires to fly will almost guarantee an okay movie will win some kind of award for SOMETHING. Flying ninja vampires can only make a movie better, but not even those are considered "the midas touch". They can't turn Blade III into Bram Stoker's Dracula. You can't expect to add flying ninja vampires to Malibu's Most Wanted and end up with Boyz n the Hood. There's no way you can add them to Under Siege 2 and get Marked for Death. You can't surround Jamie Kennedy with flying ninja vampires and expect him to turn into Seth Green. Use them only when you're sure they can benefit your movie enough to bring it out of the dollar bin at Wal-Mart and onto the movie shelves at Borders. Otherwise, your attempt will look labored and very gay, because a bad movie with flying ninja vamires might as well be called Queen of the Damned. And we all know once you've reached that point the best thing to do is just quit.

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"A prequel to a spin-off of a sequel to a remake" ...very good!

themovielife has to be a Farker because this thread title just sounds like a Fark headline. Good job at making me laugh.

Definitely the best header I've seen in all these years browsing the IMDB! Five thumbs up!