This movie really wasn't...

GOOD, at all. a good premise does not a good movie make. I love horror and gore but this movie was sillier than 12 clowns getting out of a mini cooper. bad script, bad directing, bad acting, all around bad. Stormare is wasted here and metcafe may be good looking but his acting talents are questionable(I'm being nice here). the filmmakers don't know how to tell a story. it never grabs the viewers attention and therefore can't keep it. nothing is developed properly. it seems everything is just filler until the 3rd act where we have a 15 minute bloody zombie battle complete with cliche's and one-liners. this movie helps to reinforce a theory I have been working on that says any movie that has heavy metal in it's sound track will be terrible(this also works for hip-hop/rap). if you like this kind of campy gore-fest, but want to see it done properly, check out the incredible, underrated "re-animator"

"everybody wants to go to heaven but nobody wants to die"