Obvious spoilers
1) If you drive a Ferrari in France, change lanes every over second.
2) Girls who look like Katherine Heigl are on a dating regiment of strictly geeks.
3) Don't even think about keeping the Ferrari when you a) leave the CIA or b) get married.
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1) its called performance driving
2) some girls just swing that way
3) good point, but they probably had a tracker in it
You are a choirboy compared to me! A CHOIRBOY!
One should replace the word "please" with the phrase "humor me" as much as possible in normal conversation.
share5) The hole in your garage is a problem for the block party.
6) If you are worried about your wife, watch her take a pregnancy test.
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7) make sure you fart alot, (even though you are suppose to be a trained assassin) just as your target walks into the room so he can die from the stench instead of the bullet.
share8) never waste time on a katherine heigl movie again.
Vampires don't sparkle in the sun, they burn!
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9) Nobody pays attention to all the shooting that's going on to call the cops.
10) Katherine Heigl (spelling) is not funny.
11) Most of the lines that were supposed to be funny weren't funny.
12) If you leave an agency like Kutcher's character worked for then the agency will wait three years and then decide to kill you.
13) The plot twist at the end was so unclever.
14) The romance in this movie was forced from the very beginning.
15) That Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie learned their lessons from "Mr and Mrs. Smith" and didn't want to do a sequel.
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16. If you're going to steal a car because yours is damaged and you want to be off the radar steal a Cadillac Escalade.
17. If you're a professional assasin the best way to make money is to wait 3 years working on Saturdays quite frequently at a lowly job just in case you get the chance to make $20 million dollars.
18. That it takes about 30 bites to fully chew Maalox.
19. That you never really need to know as the movie audience why Tom Sellek needed to be killed.
Oh stewardess, I speak jive!!
20. Once you remove the tag from a dress you cant afford its perfectly OK to cut it up with a knife
21. Everyone you know and everyone you have ever met will try to kill you on the say so of Tom Selleck
22. Catherine O'Hara - despite being married to Tom Selleck, living in a massive house and going on holiday to Nice will inexplicably drink like a fish at any given opportunity.
23. CIA agents dont have alibis for jobs ready just in case someone asks.
24. Ashton Kutcher is a consultant...for a company...that does consulting...
25. While your husband and father are pointing guns at each other, after just finding out both are in the CIA and trying to kill each other, is a good time to tell your drunk mum that you're pregnant. It will result in much squealing and jumping.
26. It's not the dress.
27. "Spread you legs" doesn't necessarily mean "it"