Absolutely freakin' awful....


I turned it off after about 45 minutes to an hour.

I cannot believe how bad it was!!!

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If you didn't finish it, then you're opinion means nothing. This was a great movie.

The Expendables- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C6RU5y2fU6s

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I watched the whole thing and I thought it stunk like dirty laundry.

"everybody wants to go to heaven but nobody wants to die"

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Actually, if he turned it off, that means the movie was really that bad, and his opinion should matter just as much.

*beep* this movie. The original is so much better.

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The "original" isn't actually the original. The producers tacked on the "Bad Lieutenant" title against Herzog's wishes, who didn't even see the original. Besides some superficial similarities, they're very different. The original is a dark, disturbing drama with a brilliant performance from Keitel, and this is more of a very funny dark comedy with a brilliant performance from Cage. Though I do agree that Ferrara's movie is better than this one (and Keitel's performance is better), this is still an excellent film. Why do you feel it's so bad?

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Without Cage this film would be a grade A turkey. With Cage it rises to mediocre, but nothing more. The script is pretty awful and can't make up its mind what sort of film its supposed to be. Wenders direction is arty and very european but the film ends up promising much but delivering little.

The critics have gone ga ga for it for some reason, but i can't understand why.

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I don't see what makes it awful. Cage is quite believable as this character--he is a very watchable train wreck. He's messed up just like the city was messed up post-Katrina. It's not a typical movie or a typical plot, and you just have to let that go. The minor characters are all believalbe, too. It was nice to see Val Kilmer in something after so many flops. My 2 cents anyway....

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Lol, Wim Wenders did not direct this movie!



I got news for 'em. There's gonna be hell to pay. 'Cause I ain't Daddy's little boy no more.

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Well I mean I wouldn't call it awful. Its just very unusual. I'm torn between liking it and hating it myself, so I've just gonna average it and say its an OK movie!

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It shouldn't matter just as much; if you didn't see the whole thing, then you aren't qualified to judge the film as a whole... All it proves is that you have a short attention span.






"Your mother puts license plates in your underwear? How do you sit?!"

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It's a brilliantly manic and imaginatively made film.

It was made for intelligent viewers. Not for people like you.

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I'm glad you couldn't finish it. It weeds out the philistines.

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How did you know i was a native of ancient Philistia?

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Maybe you didnt get it cause you suck at life. Woah... just... woah. Wooooaaaaaah, woah woah woah woah woah woah woah... Wooooooaaaaahhhhhh.
hahahahaa, this was a great film, what do you think you're doing saying it's a *beep* film? trying to find people who are as miserable as you so you dont feel as lonely? cause this move was rock and roll baby!!!
now go change your attitude. GO!!! Ahora!!!!

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funny, I like to call people I think lack culture, taste and civility philistines also. It's amusing to me because I'm a bit of a philistine myself. When I hear others use it though it sound arrogant and snobbish. I know that is hypocritical, but I don't care.

"everybody wants to go to heaven but nobody wants to die"

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I have watched it 3 times and still think it is crap.

Very funny though; only Pacino in 88 minutes has hair more ridiculous than Cage. They should both star in a face-off sequel only swapping bouffant hair pieces and with that their personalities.

I'd go see it.

Would you?

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Why would u watch it 3 times if you thought it was crap?...twice I could possibly see..to see if perhaps you thought your thoughts about it the first time were wrong? Unless you thought it was one of them so bad its good type of movies?

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Very funny though; only Pacino in 88 minutes has hair more ridiculous than Cage. They should both star in a face-off sequel only swapping bouffant hair pieces and with that their personalities.

I'd go see it.

Would you?


Yes!






"Your mother puts license plates in your underwear? How do you sit?!"

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A lot of people do it.....it was in Calvin and Hobbes.

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"I have watched it 3 times and still think it is crap."

SUP DAWG, I HEARD YOU LIKE TROLLIN...

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Christ that was one of the most awful movies i've seen, and i've seen a lot of awful movies. Nicolas Cage cannot act, the movie wasn't funny in the slightest. In fact I was hoping he'd get killed in the end but he didn't.

There was also no resolution to the movie either, so what if you do copious amounts of drugs you get promoted, get married, have a kid on the way and all your gambling and debt problems go away. WTF? Ugh, the last three movies i've watched nicolas cage in have been total $hit, i'm not going near any of his movies from now on.

What a friggin waste of my time.

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Well the film isn't clearly for everyone. The director wanted something different, not your standart Cop-Thriller.

I personally didn't see it as a masterpiece, but want i appreciated was that Herzog got awesome performances out of every single actor, even the small parts (the kid, the 2 old ladys, trigger-happy Val Kilmer, the first black arrested guy, Xibit,...)

Strange but interessting movie. Not a masterpiece, but worth watching at least once.
But what's about with all the leguanas?

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HHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHahahhahahahahahahahahhahaAHAHAHAHHA!!!!!!!!!!

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WoW... you made it that far! I gave it 15 minutes!

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I TRIED!!! to make it longer, but i really felt i was wasting my time after awhile. It was awful. Obviously, some people DID like it, and all in all i'm thinking okay, different strokes for different folks.... That's fine they liked it.

Still, it was horrible. AND it has a decent rating here! WTF?

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I'm watching it right now...it's awful. I can't believe this movie had a budget of $25M? It looks and is paced like a cheap made for TV movie.

Nicholas Cage...what the bleep has happened to this guy?

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Good, you saved 1hr and 17 minutes of your life to do something more entertaining, like watching paint dry. Wish I would've done the same!

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