What a great film, I went through 10 pairs of Jeans watching this, purely from spunking them up due to the excitement of what was being shown in front of me.
I have never had such pleasure and excitement watching a film as watching The Rig.
Do yourself a favour, if you need to spunk off, dont use your left hand with a tightly wrapped elastic band around it, buy yourself... THE RIG!!!! It will be a night to remember
lol, it was good then?
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Put it this way, I had to sleep for 2 days non-stop afterwards, drained me big time, in more ways than one.
Its good..... real good
Great, I'm gonna download this and see if it is ok. Sounds chessy but since it is free, no problem.
shareI'll have to sleep for two days after watching it because I'm so drained from how..... wait for it.... TERRIBLE this movie was. Don't waste your time. Best film since Commando.... What a joke...
shareHere's another good example of someone making a $h1tty, low budget pile of crap, then having your minions post stellar reviews of it on IMDB. The one full review on this so far is by someone named AmandaGirlLA, who joined IMDB the day she wrote the review and hasn't written anything else. As for the OP of this thread, unless this movie is a porno, I'm pretty sure I'm not going to "spunk off" in my pants. In fact, I know I won't because I'm not even going to waste the bandwith downloading this POS.
shareWell said. That AmandaGirlLA should be reported and prosecuted for fraud. At least IMDB should remove the review. Such an obvious and lazy attempt at promoting something. Actually, I kinda wish AmandaGirlLA was real, and that one day I would meet her by chance. That would give me the opportunity to rape the *beep* out of her and wipe that bland, self-contented smile off her dumb face. Stupid bitch. Thanks for sharing.
shareIm not afiliated with the directors/cast in anyway, but I do feel sorry for my jeans, fortunately they were only 2 quid each from Tesco. Basically this movie cost me £20 and I didnt even buy the dvd, just so glad Tesco do quality jeans at such fantastic prices otherwise I would have been skint by now!!!, its bad enough feeling empty from the excitement, but to have empty pockets aswell, the consequences are absolutely horrific.
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http://www.videogameobsession.com/videogame/psxboxes/PSX-ResidentEvil. jpg
Best thread ever? It has drama, sex, and idiots who mistake sarcasm for industrial sabotage (I really wonder if, trying to promote his latest film, Ridley scott will as a random publican to write a glowing review that involves ejaculating 10 times in the space of 90 minutes)
Speaking of which, you can go to premature-ejaculators anonymous (just dont come to early..)
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I Suggest A New Strategy... Let The Wookie Win
Guys guys guys, this all makes sense. The director is a long time member of an obscure forum I attended for about 6 years. He's a cool guy and directed some funny shorts. But I remember him mentioning this movie in what seems like 07. I feel like I saw the trailer then, too. It's his first go at something "big", so I can respect the effort put into it. Even if it's unbearable.
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I do believe it would be worth a try!!
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This movie is nothing like Commando
commando 10 out of 10
The Rig 0 out of 10 a stinker
fail dude
This thread is just a big joke
http://www.videogameobsession.com/videogame/psxboxes/PSX-ResidentEvil. jpg
Totaly agree, Commando IS the best movie ever!!!
The RIG is just a sexual dream if you need to spunk off without the MRS knowing, only problem is the bill for the 10 pairs of jeans
You're not old enough to wear jeans. I feel sorry for your mummy having to waste all those disposable nappies though.
sharehook line and sinker artyfilmsareformongs :) Good job
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OP, are you some kind of weirdo?
yes, yes, it's unanimous - you're a weirdo.. probably the director. you and amandagirl should meet.. or something tells me - you two have already met - and she's not a girl.
some days, it's not worth chewing through the restraints..
To this day my balls still throb
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