Funniest lines and quotes


what were your oppinions of the funniest lines in the movie

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"Poop, comes out of your butt when you're dead" something like that lol and whatever the angry old guy says.

"You know what we've never done before...We've never danced."

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That speech, "They don't show this on TV, but when you're shot, Poop comes out of your butt." I wish I had that whole quote, but I was laughing all to hard at that one!

Next thing they'll be breeding us like cattle. You've gotta tell them. SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE!

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what was the old guys line?

when he goes "you know all my life I've hated jews, queers and (i dont remember)
someones like "thats it?"
and he goes "yeah thats it what the *beep* i thought we were all opening up here"

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"I sell cars mother****er"

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Dean Winchester.

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what was the old guys line?

when he goes "you know all my life I've hated jews, queers and (i dont remember)
someones like "thats it?"
and he goes "yeah thats it what the *beep* i thought we were all opening up here"


The last one was Eskimos.

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James Van Der Beak, my *beep*

favvvv line!!!!

Whenever I see clowns, I always think of their relatives and how dissapointed they must be

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The line that caught me so off guard & had me COUGHING laughing for a couple of mins was when Don Ready sees the lady with the little girl crying, & he gently leans down & whispers something in her ear, & immediately the little girl stops crying. The exchange that follows:

Mother: That's amazing! What did you say to her?
(Close-up on the little girl)
Little Girl: STFU!

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jews, queers and f&^*ing Eskimos.

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That was hilarious and the old guy had done a lot of movies and TV shows throughout the years.

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The "old guy" is Charles Napier. He is like 82 years old! He's been around so long he was in an episode of the original "Star Trek" ! He was also in The Blues Brothers and Rambo, First Blood Part 2. He has been in a ton of movies and old TV shows. Great character actor.

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Yes I remember Charles Napier because you are correct that he has been around for a long time in Hollywood and I have seen a lot of his work on TV shows and movies. He is a great character actor to see on screen or TV to be honest with you.

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"Like a pig going down on a hyena."

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i just think the whole airplane scene was the best part of the movie.. when i saw those mariachis i cracked up

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"Most people who are in this situation their life flashes before their eyes and they go through a list of regrets. For the next 45 seconds I wanna go through the list of things I've done right. Number one: Full length back tattoo of the Hawaiian Punch guy, 10% real fruit juice mother *beep*

For some reason I almost cried when I heard that line.

Mike: She is not gonna take off her top for beads
Chau: Son, it aint called Girls Gone Bashful

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When Will Ferell jumps from the plane and lists the things he doesn't regret: The full back tatoo of the hawaian punch guy; "10% juice, MotherFer!" Brilliant.

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"Looks like the bus stop from Total Recall..."

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"I'm Abraham Lincoln and I freed the slaves! Now I'm going to free those cars from the slavery of high prices!"

Epically random.

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Whenever they are explaining what happened in Albuquerque and he calls it Captain Kirk and he asks who calls it that and he says "I dont know". I just found it funny all the different names he was coming up for Albuquerque and that he got called out on it.

I also thought everything Will Ferrel said was hilarious.

I also loved the stuff with the "Man Band" that Ed Helms was in.

When you disrespect someone, and they in turn burn your ass, you must RECOGNIZE! - Intern Ed

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"Nobody tells DJ ReQuest what to play."

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"The Duke City, A-Town, Captain Kirk- You know, Albuquerque"
"Who Calls it Captain Kirk?"


also, where the guys telling Drake that Don would make a great father and he didn't see many people lining up for the job.

Voted Worlds Greatest Human in 1995

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"We all just participated in a hate crime, now lets get our story straight. Dang came at us with a samurai sword, nunchucks and ninja stars". What made it so funny to me was Dang standing there arguing that he didn't do anything while they discussed it all in the open.

Also "If he sells that car I'll eat my own pu**y".

WHAT DID THE FIVE FINGERS SAY TO THE FACE?

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Two of my favs are

"Yeah, I googled it and it said you *beep* blow"

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"I think I want to make love to a ten year old boy. He's in the body of a thirty year old man so who's to blame?"


You're the Adam Sandler of this house and nobody wants Punch Drunk Love. Just give us The Waterboy. - American Dad

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When DJ Request was saying to himself "Everyday they will test you . . ."

Anyone got the full quotes?

http://www.imdb.com/mymovies/list?l=16142232

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When the angels are singing *beep* you Don Ready, *beep* your family"

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When Don Ready said something like "Hey Superbad, Eyes up here" or something..and the kid looked like jonah hill that was hilarious

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