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101 Things I Learned From 'Passchendaele'


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1). The rest centre for Canadian troops on the Western Front was located in Alberta.

2). Distant mortar barages can turn women on more than candlelight.

3). The best person for recruiting farmboys from the Canadian prairie is an overweight, red faced Englishman.

4). There are actually movies in existence that trash the English that do
-not- have Mel Gibson in them.

5). Anglophone Canadians in 1917 were deeply ashamed of their country's participation in the South African War.

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whaere did you get the bit about South Africa?

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I gathered that from when the English major mentions that gas warfare is so dirty not even the Boers would do it. Dunne asks him if he was in South Africa. When the major responds in the affirmative, Dunne shoots him a look of disgust.

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The British Major said that he'd seen combat in South Africa, but gas was the worse thing he'd ever seen, then Dunne told him that the allies used gas too.

6). Officers don't need to worry about the enemy breaking through the line. The artillery will kill them first.

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7) When a decorated officer is killed by a random (albeit incredibly precise) artillery shell, his fellows officers look down at him with disdain and continue whatever it was they were doing.

8) Morphine addiction can be kicked in the span of a night, leaving the now ex-junkie looking like a new mother: fresh, calm, and with rosy cheeks.

9) Germans will gladly put a stop to a full-on artillery battle involving hundreds of people if it means a Canadian soldier is allowed to perform a heroic deed involving numerous gratuitous close-ups.

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10) Take out the leader when you are outnumbered by crazy canadians who discriminate

11) I could fall SO HARD...something soemthing bla bla

12) if your girlfriend tells you to not die, try not to die harder next time

13) Canadian works for the Empire because we are stormtroopers

14) Sometimes a soldier can be blown up by a mortar from different angles and show three times to show his horrific death

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15). The best way to get young men to want to go overseas and face considerable discomfort and danger is tell them that if they are within a certain age bracket and not handicaped, it's your duty to GO. Yours is not to reason why.

16). The best assistant to the overweight, red-faced Englishman at the recruiting station is an enlisted man who has been diagnosed with shell shock.

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9) Germans will gladly put a stop to a full-on artillery battle involving hundreds of people if it means a Canadian soldier is allowed to perform a heroic deed involving numerous gratuitous close-ups.
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that actualy happend alot, a pastor would go out with a white flag, and try to help the wounded, i am watching Passchendaele on turning points of histry and they said it happend alot.












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18. Germans didn't use hand grenades while attacking. They just run ahead.

19. Canadians also, but while defending. And they did wait with shooting until the enemy was only few meters away.

20. Germans just can't hit **** with rifles.

21. Field hospitals were located just on the frontline, so anyone would see what's happening in the no-man's-land.

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18. Germans didn't use hand grenades while attacking. They just run ahead.

Hand grenades hadn't been invented. The hand thrown 'bombs' were very unrealiable and unpopular, and the wicks were hard to light when it was wet/raining.

19. Canadians also, but while defending. And they did wait with shooting until the enemy was only few meters away.

So that you could guarentee you would hit the target. As in, don't shoot until you see the whites of their eyes.

20. Germans just can't hit **** with rifles.
Neither could anyone else. The most common mistake was incorrectly estimating the range to the targe, and therefor the setting on the sites. Incorrectly set sites mean the bullits will either go over the enemies head, or land at their feet. Flat trajactory bullits didn't appear until the Vietnam war with the 5.56mm-S77 rounds, and the more modern 5.56mm-S109 rounds.

21. Field hospitals were located just on the frontline, so anyone would see what's happening in the no-man's-land.

Field hospitals were'nt, but Triage units, such as the one in this movie, were at the front lines.

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A hand grenade is used in the beginning to destroy a mg nest in the church. Looked quite reliable to me. The Germans had of course their stick grenades since 1915.

"White in their eyes" was from the previous centuries - back then guns were not accurate and fired in volleys even at enemies marching in formation, people mostly died by bayonet (just like most casualties in the modern wars now are from mortars and mines, not by gunshots). But the WWI Lee-Enfield and Mauser rifles were VERY accurate (decades later later used as sniper rifles, just like the US Springfield and Russian Mosin-Nagant rifles from the same era). More accurate than the assault rifles now.

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22. If Paul Gross smiles at you while holding a bajonette, brace yourselves because he will put the thing in you forehead.

23. A wounded man doesnt mind if you have a conversation with your girl instead of attending to him. He will only moan a bit, just ignore it.

24. Dont believe saving private ryan. Grenade shells will NOT splatter you in very little pieces. Instead of that, you will be send flying for a couple of metres and you will very likely survive the event so you can tell your grandchildren about it!

25. Being the relieve sucks.

26. Shellshock is just a lot of bladiebla, if you have it you will probably feel like *beep* but after returning to the frontline between all the death and destruction you will feel great again!

27. If you're an recruitment officer and you behave like an *beep* the whole time, dont go to the frontlines to exact some vague revenge. You wont get it, you'll get hit by a grenade fragment and the last thing you will hear is your commander appointing your replacement.

28. Rats live in corpses, and it's very clean in there! (Think about that one ;) )

29. War sucks. Grenade shells, poison gas, machine guns, bajonettes, flamethrowers, months of fighting while lying between corpses who once where your closest friends, rats, *beep* food, *beep* wheather... Ok, a man can take it. BUT WET MATCHES!!! (Gross is right in a way, but for the love of monkeys like a soldier would get shellshock the minute he discovers his matches are wet... Come on.)

To put it short, nice movie but not what its promising to be. A movie about the battle of Passchendaele.

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"Hand grenades hadn't been invented. The hand thrown 'bombs' were very unrealiable and unpopular, and the wicks were hard to light when it was wet/raining."

Handgrenades hadn't been invented? They used 'granado' types? This movie wasn't set in the 17th century you know.

They most definitely had hand grenades, rifle grenades, trench mortars, etc. and they used the buggers A LOT too.

"So that you could guarentee you would hit the target. As in, don't shoot until you see the whites of their eyes."

You really seem to believe this movie is set in the 17th century and they're all standing about with firelocks, charging till they're 20 yards apart so they can blaze away while seeing 'the whites of their eyes'.

You may want to check why RIFLES were so darn deadly and how they changed the face of warfare, particularly from the mid/late 19th century onwards.

Epic fail.

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Hand grenades hadn't been invented. The hand thrown 'bombs' were very unrealiable and unpopular, and the wicks were hard to light when it was wet/raining.

The No.36 Grenade, also called the Mills Bomb, used at Passchendaele was the standard British Commonwealth hand grenade until the 1970's. They were very similar to the American pineapple grenades we see most often in film. They did call them "bombs" during the Great War as the Grenadier Guards objected to other regiments using their terminology.

So that you could guarentee you would hit the target.

Great War soldiers would engage with rifle fire at ranges up to three or four hundred meters, depending on the tactical situation. Rifle sights were graduated to 1600 yards, nearly a kilometer and a half, and range practices at six hundred yards were part of the training program

Flat trajactory bullits didn't appear until the Vietnam war with the 5.56mm-S77 rounds, and the more modern 5.56mm-S109 rounds.

5.56 rounds have no flatter a trajectory than 0.303 inch rounds. The usual practice with both modern C7 rifles and Great War Lee-Enfields was to set the sights at 200 meters/yards as the battle sight. This is normally good to about four hundred meters.

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30. A man's worst nightmare on the battlefield is a pack of wet matches

31. Dancing with naked soldiers is forbidden

32. there is only one rule in war; don't die

33. always carve your own grave before going off to war, just in case.


"Oh Free,To be what I will, Oh Free,I`ll keep it up till,I`m Free,But I wont have nothing at all"

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The 303brit may not be a flat shooting cartridge, but likely millions of dead soldiers and thousands of dead deer will tell you their accurate enough. No need for sub-moa in a combat rifle.

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34. "Can I talk to you for a moment" is the single-best introduction to an ***-whooping.

35. If your girl's brother is accidentally blown into a cross (what are the odds?) and your enemy stops firing to allow you to take him (I'll buy that one at least), nobody will help you when you drag his heavy ass back to the trenches. Even when you are within a few yards.

36. Telling an obscure story about a man crossing a river is apparently the most romantic thing ever-- this side of being near gunshots with your nurse-girl. Furthers the stereotype that people who are getting shot at still think with their genitalia. Which... is probably true.

37. Rosencrantz and Guildenstern have been usurped by a french-Canadian and a native.

38. If you really wanted someone dead, you recruited them-- especially if they have asthma and are obvious fodder.

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39. Calgary in the 19teens was actually a pretty busy place.

40. Certain women remind Paul Gross of kestrels.

41. If a German corpse is flying at you, don't aim your hand at the back of his head.

42. Spend a little extra on a reputable script doctor, even if your film - especially if your film - does not have a colossal budget.

43. A soldier on a cross is HEAVY - literally and figuratively.

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"So that you could guarentee you would hit the target. As in, don't shoot until you see the whites of their eyes."


The "whites of their eyes" bit was from the Battle of Bunker Hill, which was in the American Revolution. I think weaponry had advanced quite a bit in the years between the two battles.

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heckles said:
"15). The best way to get young men to want to go overseas and face considerable discomfort and danger is tell them that if they are within a certain age bracket and not handicaped, it's your duty to GO. Yours is not to reason why."


Yeah, well, that's what they actually did during the war; they didn't make that up for the movie.


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It wasn't a look of disgust as much as it was a look of disbelief. Ie. how could this pompous a-hole have been a real soldier in a real battle??? The Major never really replied to the Sargent either, he went off on a tangent rant...
As was proved later in the movie -- this Major didn't know anything about the battlefield and was obviously a paper soldier.

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Yep, Canada in 1914 was still at the beck and call (or still the lapdog, if you prefer) of the British Empire. So they were fighting for an empire at that time.

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Fortunately our stormtroopers didn't have to wear sh!tty white helmets that obscured their view so they couldn't hit a crippled bantha let alone a Jedi in training...

Qué yo no vuelva jamás a sentirme el dolor.

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53. Paul Gross never misses. He is greater than Nicholas Cage in Windtalkers.

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44. If a character in your film is missing an arm, but the actor you hire really has both arms, just fill him up with some stuffing around his torso to make him look fat. You can just hide the real arm in there - nobody will know the difference at all and it will look completely natural!

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You're right. They should have just cut off his arm. What were they thinking?

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That's right Urbanana, because Gary Sinise had no legs when he played Lt. Dan in Forest Gump SIXTEEN FRIGGEN YEARS AGO! There's no such thing as CGI or anything.

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45. Germans never use grenades

46. When you surrender with a white flag infront of a german turret post. You should fiddle with a grenade in a throwing position.

47. When you are pinned down 20 m from a German rifle post, common behavior is to light a smoke, and act cool before certain death.

48. A coward will suddenly rage in the middle of a battle, follow the retreating enemy in their lair without weapons.

49. Germans take their time to make a human sized cross, and barbwire a person too it in the middle of a battlefield.

50. enemies have the curtesy to seize fire but NOT to help out carry a 100 kg cross halfway across the field to assist a shot man.

51. There are *beep* houses in the trenches, only used for sex. Not to keep dry or clean. Nobody is interested in such.

52. A war movie is made like a donut, with nothing in the middle.

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squiike said:
"49. Germans take their time to make a human sized cross, and barbwire a person too it in the middle of a battlefield."


No, that's not what happened.


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