22. If Paul Gross smiles at you while holding a bajonette, brace yourselves because he will put the thing in you forehead.
23. A wounded man doesnt mind if you have a conversation with your girl instead of attending to him. He will only moan a bit, just ignore it.
24. Dont believe saving private ryan. Grenade shells will NOT splatter you in very little pieces. Instead of that, you will be send flying for a couple of metres and you will very likely survive the event so you can tell your grandchildren about it!
25. Being the relieve sucks.
26. Shellshock is just a lot of bladiebla, if you have it you will probably feel like *beep* but after returning to the frontline between all the death and destruction you will feel great again!
27. If you're an recruitment officer and you behave like an *beep* the whole time, dont go to the frontlines to exact some vague revenge. You wont get it, you'll get hit by a grenade fragment and the last thing you will hear is your commander appointing your replacement.
28. Rats live in corpses, and it's very clean in there! (Think about that one ;) )
29. War sucks. Grenade shells, poison gas, machine guns, bajonettes, flamethrowers, months of fighting while lying between corpses who once where your closest friends, rats, *beep* food, *beep* wheather... Ok, a man can take it. BUT WET MATCHES!!! (Gross is right in a way, but for the love of monkeys like a soldier would get shellshock the minute he discovers his matches are wet... Come on.)
To put it short, nice movie but not what its promising to be. A movie about the battle of Passchendaele.
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