Danny Tanner Song

You can fill in the *beep*s...

"Danny Tanner Was Not Gay" lyrics (to the tune of the Backstreet Boys' "I Want It That Way") from AZlyrics.com.

We're here on a Friday (or Tuesday, whatever the *beep* day it is)
This guitar's from ebay
I've heard some of you say, but
Danny Tanner was not gay.

Tell me why, they lived in San Francisco
Tell me why, they went through lots of Crisco
Tell me why, I never slept with Dave Coulier, but
Kimmy Gibbler got it this way. (no, that ain't right, it was more like, I don't remember, I was all on Comtrex)

After 8 years with them
In a house with 2 men
They were my 2nd family.
The last show shed a tear
Then Stamos grabbed at my rear
And Uncle Jesse was inside of me. (sorry, he likes that lyric, he's *beep* up)

Sometimes the show wasn't that funny
But, *beep* you, made lots of money (yeah, good values)
But, (I gave) I gave half to my ex-wife anyway
Would've been cheaper if I had been gay.

Tell me why, some people called me *beep*
Tell me why, maybe 'cause my last name's... Saget (I changed it, it used to be *beep*, but I changed it)
Tell me why, I suck *beep* for coke but that's not to say. (I seen him!)

But that doesn't mean Danny Tanner could be gay
Ohhh Danny Tanner was nooot gaaaaaaay. (like Dave Coulier oooohhhhh)

"The kid is not my son" ~Michael Jackson