The other song

I did a little research on the internet and the only thing i came up with was a post on a random topic forum thing and the only name it had was: The Old Farmer.
it is a little bit different than the one saggot performs but i think it is just as funny. (and longer)
here are the lyrics:

There was an old farmer who lived by a rock,
he sat in the meadow 'a shaking his-
fist at some boys who were down by the crick,
their feet in the water their hands on their-
marbles and playthings in them days of yore.
there came a young lady she looked like a-
pretty young creature she sat on the grass,
she pulled up her dress and showed us her-
ruffles and laces and white puffy duck,
she said she was learning a new way to-
bring up her children and learn them to knit,
while the boys in the barnyard were shoveling-
refuse and litter from yesterday's hunt,
while the girl in the meadow was rubbing her-
eyes at the fellow as girls sometimes do,
to make it quite clear that she wanted to-
go for a nice pleasant stroll on the grass,
then hurry back home for a nice piece of-
ice cream and cake that stood three layers tall,
and after dessert she was ready to-
go for another walk down by the dock,
with any young man with a sizable-
roll of one hundreds and a big bulge up front,
if he'd ask politely she'd show him her-
little pet dog who was subject to fits,
and maybe she'd let him grab hold of her-
small tender hands with a movement so quick,
that she'd bend on over and suck on his-
soda so sweetly til she finished it,
then pull down her panties and rub on her-
hip that she bruised when she ran down the halls,
cause he tried to force her to lick on his-
candy so tasty made of butterscotch,
and then he spread whipped cream all over her-
cookies that she had been baking all night,
If you think this is dirty, you're *beep* well right!!!

Saget's version was:

There was an old farmer who sat on a rock
Stroking his whiskers and shaking his
Fist at his neighbours who sat on their wricks
Teaching their children to play with their
Kite strings and marbles in the old days of yore
Along came a lady who looked like a
Decent young lady and walked like a duck
She said she'd discovered a new way to
Bring up the children to sew and to knit
The boys in the stable were shoveling up
Contents of stables left after the hunt
The car man was feeling a nice piece of
Straw from stable, cleaning the walls
In came the bar maid to play with his
Dog in the dairy, where she did belong
If you think this is dirty well your *beep* well wrong!

You can't fire me, I don't work in this van!