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The goal of the game is to think of 50 things you learned from Gutterballs.
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1. NEVER get Steve a beer.
"I am not of the opinion that less is more, I'm of the opnion more is f#$kin more"- Ryan Nicholson
4. If you walk into a room and the walls are covered in plastic.... RUN!
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5. When you see your friends blood decapitated corpse, immediately yell "Joey! Where's your *beep* head!?"
"I am not of the opinion that less is more, I'm of the opnion more is f#$kin more"- Ryan Nicholson
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9. The acting in the movie makes porn acting look oscar worthy.
10. The search IS OVER for a movie maker that is worse than Uwe Boll.
"Face to face and steel to steel, how does the Scotsman's anger feel?!"
11. The difference between "Insult" and "Criticism" but I guess I'm the only one.
shareThat is awesome! It's a pleasure to de-throne Boll and be crowned the king of the worst movie-maker! Thanks!
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"How about 68 and I owe you 1?" Street Trash
12. Man-gina's can and will be made in a matter of seconds.
13. A wine bottle had to be topped (i spit on your grave) eventually.
14. Don't buy a french tickler cuz ya don't know if she likes to be tickled
15. Black Knights are for big black cock, if not they'll just fall off
16. and Strawberry Delights taste like the first time, but who *beep*'n cares how it tastes....lol
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I think that's a rule of thumb everywhere I go! Except there was a girl sitting in front of my school with a short skirt and no panties, normally this can only end in win, but she had the nastiest vagoo I've ever seen .
"I am not of the opinion that less is more, I'm of the opnion more is f#$kin more"- Ryan Nicholson
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My phone broke!
"I am not of the opinion that less is more, I'm of the opnion more is f#$kin more"- Ryan Nicholson
21. If you rape a girl she wont call the cops
22. It is relatively cheap to license 80's music for a movie
23. Gettign a blowjob in a bowling alley is pretty easy
24. Transvestites are good bowlers
25. Bowling bags make great masks
-Mike
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26. Transvestites can suck a good dick
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27) The only people who are allowed in the mechanic's area is AMF Certified Mechanics trained in 82-90 repair.
Mass genocide is the most exhausting activity one can engage in, outside of soccer.
28) always tip the lanesman and you'll get better scores.
Mass genocide is the most exhausting activity one can engage in, outside of soccer.
29) Condom dispenser machines in bowling alleys offer a pretty electric array of rubbers.
30) A woman will still be able to stand and walk straight the very next day even though she was gruesomely violated with a bowling pin.
31) Patrick just wanted to make it up to Lisa and really didn't want to do it, but those other guys made him do it.
32) It's a good thing it wasn't the janitor who got over that fence first or else he would be that one jerky guy's dad.
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