Oh my God... - Shark in Venice (2008) Discussion

[–] joeystrider 17 years ago

Just came here to say that we now have the natural successor for SOAP. Fantastic. Read about it in Empire Magazine!

Gondolas will die.

IMDb is not a fansite.

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[–] stu_157 17 years ago

Same, first time I bought that magazine in years and it yielded this gem of info.

Sayonara, not to be confused with cyanide, which is, of course, goodbye in any language.

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[–] silentthog 17 years ago

I hope this is about the Venice in Italy, not the city in Florida. But Luiz Ruiz from Shark Attack 3 is in this so it has to be amazing.

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[–] dacfrazer 16 years ago

Yes, it's Venice in Italy. The teaser poster shows a shark's fin in the Grand Canal.
http://www.millenniumfilms.com/film_library_detail.asp?txtQuickSearch_ FilmTitle={E75DA038-DE8E-4A07-942C-535F9388A15A}

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[–] callernumber666 16 years ago

hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!! it has my favourite Baldwin brother in it too! must see this!

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[–] insane_troll_logic_86 16 years ago

I hope this movie is as literal as the title makes it sound, because even though it's kind of ripping off the success of SOAP, I don't care, because it sounds AWESOME. :)

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[–] CokaCoola 16 years ago

When's it out?

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[–] paultbaker 16 years ago

January 27, according to the one-sheet I got in the mail. Click here to see it:

http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e171/ginsoak/SharksinVenice.jpg

"Film is a mosaic of Time."
-A. Tarkovsky

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[–] poop_nuggets 16 years ago

please tell me that that is not a joke. this could be the greatest movie since shark attack 3...please

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[–] paultbaker 16 years ago

Seriously! I got the flier from First Look Studios at the vidstore I manage.

They're advertising, among other things, the BluRay release of 'Immortal Ad Vitam' and 'Day of the Dead', and included the one-sheet picture for 'Sharks in Venice' coming to DVD January 27th.

Check their website:

http://firstlookstudios.com/catalogFLHE.aspx?projectid=067c1b3d-4127-4 dde-a91e-47adc5744668&index=950&productid=f90119b5-0f8c-4ebb-b 442-692c194d9773

"Film is a mosaic of Time."
-A. Tarkovsky

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[–] poop_nuggets 16 years ago

ive been so anxious just to know the release date...i cant wait to see it

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[–] CokaCoola 16 years ago

How the hell'd you get that in the mail?

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[–] paultbaker 16 years ago

I manage a little video store in Seattle, I get mail every day from companies advertizing new releases. This one just caught my eye (great title!) so I thought I'd check IMDB for info.

"Film is a mosaic of Time."
-A. Tarkovsky

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[–] paultbaker 16 years ago

Here's the newest flyer:

http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e171/ginsoak/SharksinVeniceFlyer.jpg

"Film is a mosaic of Time."
-A. Tarkovsky

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[–] benblewett 16 years ago

This film was released in the UK today and it sucks ! Its a bizarre cross between Jaws & The Last Crusade, the sharks hardly feature at all and are completly pointless in regards to the story. Stephen Baldwin is hilariously bad although that should come as no surprise !

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[–] Duzniak38 16 years ago

Yeah, it is out in the UK now. you can even get hold of it on iTunes. Where were all the sharks though? There are hardly any on screen lol

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[–] stu_157 16 years ago

So there's not much of the shark?

Ah well, it still hope it's as terrifically bad as I'm expecting.

Sayonara, not to be confused with cyanide, which is, of course, goodbye in any language.

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[–] silentthog 16 years ago

As long as it's not "Night of the Sharks" bad. Horrible movie, even for Treat Williams.

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[–] rohirim16 15 years ago

this film is just so incredibly bad, it's beyond words. it's cheesy, with bad acting, ignorant cliches, a crap storyline, horrible editing, bad music and hilariously bad effects. even so, if you thought it sounds interesting, watch it. i laughed myself silly at times it was so bad.

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[–] trevor88-1 15 years ago

It is incredibly bad. Not sure it comes close to so-bad-its-good though. I'd recommend avoiding this one.

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[–] sevenof9fl 15 years ago

The important question is: is it as bad as Raging Sharks??? :))

If so, it's a definite MUST SEE!!

"As the Philosopher Jagger said, you can't always get what you want."

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[–] doogles4242 15 years ago

Did anyone notice that many of the supporting characters had names ripped from THE GODFATHER? There was a Clemenza and a Bonnosera, among others. Hilarious!

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[–] voorheeschild 15 years ago

How is this for a fantasy movie lineup???

Played in this order:

1. Sharks in Venice
2. Raging Sharks
3. Shark Zone
4. Shark Attack 2
5. Shark Attack 3

Thoughts? I believe this lineup could cause most normal people to slip into coma all while defecating on themselves!

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[–] pbertovich05 15 years ago

They need to make Sharks on a plane

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[–] spartanpass 15 years ago

I like it, but I prefer Sharks on a Boat. 'Cause when there's sharks on your boat, where you goin'? You goin' NOWHERE.

"If you knew how I felt now, you wouldn't act so adult now." - The Replacements

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