Bernard worked his miracles when he smoked crack

This movie would have been much better if Bernard got PCP animated and smoked crack instead of that whacky weed. He mighta have turned into Master P instead of whack supaman. He coulda lit up a rock with Laura Lane and gotten busy real good instead of layin' around all day on that chronic in his old man's house like he was the black Norman Bates, ya feel me?