funniest line EVER!!


"at least your parents had the decency to drown..."

i'm sure it wasn't meant to be funny but i thought it was hillarious, from such a cute little thing.

DANCING AT DISCOS, EATING CHEESE ON TOAST, YEAH YOU MAKE ME HAPPY, MAKE ME VERY MERRY HAPPY

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couldnt help but smile when petrova asked mr simpson
"have you ever been to a porn shop?"
taken out of context i know but funny.

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Pawn shop.

When I was in England I met a girl I could have sworn (from what she said) was named 'Dorn.' It turned out her name was Dawn. It sounds like it has an 'r' with the English pronunciation.

I wish I didn't have the auto-correct on in my head because of that, because it would have been really funny to hear that little girl say 'porn shop.'

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I heard Porn too, at first, but I knew it was really Pawn. lol

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Who said that to who? If I remember it right, Paulines parents drowned?

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Posey said it during her meltdown.

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She should have said 'pawnbrokers', that's what it's called in England. Probably to avoid confusion with the other kind of shop!!


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Yes, I know. I like it that way. Makes me look the way I feel.

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I think porn shops have existed in one form or another ever since mankind started drawing! In 1920s London they definitely existed, they were just kept under very tight wraps and not talked about in polite (at the time, mainstream) society.


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Yes, I know. I like it that way. Makes me look the way I feel.

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When I was in England I met a girl I could have sworn (from what she said) was named 'Dorn.' It turned out her name was Dawn. It sounds like it has an 'r' with the English pronunciation

Well, I'm Australian, and to me the American pronunciation of the name 'Dawn' sounds like 'Darn' in a much more nasal tone.

"Lots of planets have a north!"

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Dawn and Darn? I think you've been listening to Americans with speech impediments

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My favourite one was at the start:

"My parents are dead. I'd be miserable anywhere."

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